Curious Mylo Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Have you ever fought with a bunny over skittles? Have you ever lost your keys in your cleavage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Dragon Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Have you ever fought with a bunny over skittles? Have you ever lost your keys in your cleavage? no to both actually, though i did fight with a bunny over cleavage once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayshela Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Have you ever woken up covered in scratches and/or bruises and been utterly unable to figure out where they came from?yes. =( I don't often wake up bruised from dreams, any more, but I've done that many times as well. Though I think the panicky waking up sitting straight up in bed trying to stop the bleeding that is not there, though I can still feel blood trickling across my skin - people look at me strangely so I don't mention it often, but I think I hate that almost the most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeldrinHor Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Have you ever HAD a heart attack....then spend 3 days in the hospital, only to find from the angiograph that your veins and arteries around the heart were spotless? October 2004....after the angio, doctors could NOT believe it....no final diagnosis was ever rendered. Some thought it was GERD...others swore it was some kind of heart attack....still others decided it had to have been a huge panic attack. I spent nearly a year taking all these different meds....for nothing. Dr.'s say I have the heart of a 25 yr old (I am 45 now) probably due to all my athletics as a youth. Have you ever woken to a cat laying across your forehead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted March 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 ...shaken, not spread your peanut butter? (try this only if you are quite ready to get peanut oil off of an approximate ten inch radius of miscellaneous surfaces) ...walked ten miles to meet a werewolf? ...met a house eating bunny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mynx Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Pretended your food was still alive and making crying noises as you ate it, just to scare the wait staff? Spent more than five minutes listening to someone muttering and wondering who it is, only to realise that it's you? Predicted an entire scene of dialogue in a soap opera? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted March 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 ...found peace in swimming with a frog? ...threw your car into reverse and taken your foot off of the brake just to see where it would go? ...found the tiniest Lincoln in your life? ...idolized an opera singer turned garbage man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merelas Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 ... dreamed about a love so sweet that you cried when you woke because you realized it wasn't real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted April 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 ...worn your pants as a scarf? ...been 'drunk dialed' by someone who wanted your advice on which issue of Fantastic Four to read next? ...used your car to stir your tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted April 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Merl: No, but it sure hurt too much to get back to sleep. Mynx: No, but my food *does* break into spontaneous song and dance at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phoenix Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 shared your chips with a random slug? wondered whether you were capable of anything at all? spent hours staring at the same spot on the horizon as the sun blended down around you? listened to the cicada's fade into the night crickets and wondered if anyone else was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whisky in Babylon Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Started to clean paint than relised that the paper towel looked cool with all the colors, so you than made a bigger mess with the paints just so you could clean it up and make Rainbow paper towels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 dreamed they screwed up your order in McDonalds so bad that you never got your food or money back. And wasted prime dream time just staring at the front line staff/menus/ etc waiting for a manager to show up so you get a refund...then when you woke up you were still in that determined waiting mind set, until finally you realized that you're not dreaming anymore and probably should get out of bed and do something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 (edited) Had the best discussion on DC comics ever while hammered beyond belief? Had your grandmother punch you in the head 8 times while driving to your therapists appointment? Watch your girlfriend shoot your friend in the face point-blank with a bee-bee gun? Compare a fetus to a zombie? Edited April 26, 2007 by Nyarlathotep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whisky in Babylon Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Um...does being the person shooting....uh... does that count?................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayshela Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 ... woke up in the morning and spent half an hour lying there trying to figure out what day it was, simply because there wasn't anything on the schedule? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryurei Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 have you ever seen the world and realised it's piontless?(the world that is ) then turn and see the point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayshela Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 ... gotten up for the morning's scheduled stuff before others in the house have even gotten to sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 ... gotten up for the morning's scheduled stuff before others in the house have even gotten to sleep? ...gone to sleep when everyone else was already awake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 ...forgotten to go to bed and suddenly realise it's halfway through the next day already? .. and for the next three days be all confused on what day it actually is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonqueen Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 ...had your mother try to convince you to cut work and have some fun and hated her for it because you just can't do that, and just because she hates that she spent her whole life being responsible doesn't mean you shouldn't go to work? ...called in to work faking sick, but then felt so guilty you went in and by that time actually been sick from guilt? ...stayed at work, even when you're supposed to be sick, even though you're not doing anything, just because it's the right thing to do and you feel guilty for lying in the first place? ...ever wondered how you got into such a ridiculous predicament, but known that no matter how bad it is, it will all blow over in a week or so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quincunx Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Have you ever heard the raindrops echo as they tap against your skull? Have you ever followed your nose? Have you ever watched a seedling lift itself to the light, carrying a coat of lichen on the outside of its seed casing? Have you ever stitched your own wound shut? Have you ever disassembled currency? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 have you ever kept inadvertently injuring your dominant hand/side until your other side resigned to the inevitable grew strong enough to take over full time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alisha Readman Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Have you ever traveled cross-country on a bike? Have you ever milked 6 goats per morning? (i have, no fooling) Have you ever made pancakes with salt instead of sugar and baking soda instead of flour? Have you ever sang yourself to sleep? Have you ever been shot at? Have you ever fallen off a cliff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayshela Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 had a bunny bite your nipple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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