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Ozymandias

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Ozymandias last won the day on July 3 2017

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    Ozymandias, The Death of Rats, Harris Doubledon, Gaston Guillarme, Myself.
  • Race/Gender Details
    Legally Hispanic and amused by that. MAN. DOING MAN THINGS. FOR MAN REASONS. Actually a bluebird in a hat.
  • Bio
    Well, I started out as a child.
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    Ask me anything. Seriously.

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    Ovah heah.
  • Interests
    Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, Spider-Man, Batman, Satoshi Kon, Family Force 5, They Might Be Giants, Linkin Park, Kaizers Orchestra, Van Canto, Joe Hill, The SCP Foundation, Linkara, Improbable Island, Magic: The Gathering, cooking, The Fantastic Four, trying new food, coffee.

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  1. Gadzooks our stomping ground here is old enough by internet standards to be Atlantis, hey? Huzzah, I say. Huzzah! Of course, this being a writing site, what's the first thing I do with our newest software? Play with the display themes. Sigh. Tho' it might be of interest that no, the theme labeled "FantasyBreast" is not as upsetting as it might seem. Heehee. Ta ra for now!
  2. My goodness you're prolific.  I shall have to sit down with your stuff after I finish my latest Christopher Moore.

    1. TLDunn213

      TLDunn213

      Thank you.  :)

      I look forward to seeing what you think.

       

  3. Just can't stop tinking, can you Pat? Mazel tov!
  4. Forget not, Mynx- teenage guys are also pretty thick. The weird ones are the observant ones. Trrrrrussssst me.
  5. No joke! Lookit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cIK6Kyn3NM Felicia Day! Kate Micucci! Mass hysteria!
  6. ...done something mature out of spite? ...been thankful for shitty roommates preparing you for not being helped or thanked by your children? ...seen someone be romantically fed cough syrup?
  7. Flip phones are the only phones impossible for a hacker to crack wirelessly, due to their antennae. Fill up your tank at the gas station when they first open for the day during wintertime. That is peak cold for their business day, and the pump will dispense more gas it they normally would because of the chill. Mealtime may be best for group peace, but music is best for your ills when you're alone.
  8. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaardavrk. This was beautiful film noir narration! Also, interesting setting!
  9. I enjoy your turns of phrase. "underneath a ten day stay" or "impaled on reality". Very simple, yet very evocative. And wellllllllcome back too!
  10. Sun melts into ice as candyfloss sprouts on trees as the reef pushes ever forward Millions of ships swimming round it as the Captain sets the course in the center of Lilac
  11. The posts stood rooted as the world turned silent and white. Their lights gone out, still they stood, iron pillars holding up the ground, pushing back the night. Welcoming the white.
  12. What is the sound of one hand clapping? Well played, Sirrah. Well played.
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