Snypiuer

On April 29, David Allan Coe rode off into his final sunset.🤠 Give a listen to "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" in his honor.🎶 Just don't listen to certain of his other songs . . . I am NOT responsible if you do!🫢

I've always considered clones to be the child of its' source DNA, siblings if they share the same source DNA and cousins if their source DNA is from sibling clones - kind of like vampires.

O.K., I was a little worried there for a while until she realizes Bowser is actually her dad - although, I believe, there IS an argument that she COULD be considered a clone! I have even less Mario knowledge so, no idea how this fits . . . but like the concept!

All that's missing is: Momma. Pick-up trucks. Trains. Getting drunk. A dog. ~ David Allen Coe (paraphrased)

Snypiuers' niece is getting older and with this, she has begun to question the validity of the knowledge of which he bestows upon her. You: What impudence is this of which thou speaketh, pray tell. Well, my good Pennite, I shall give thee a for instance: Since Snypiuers' niece was a tiny baby, he has been singing the "proper" lyrics to the Spiderman theme to her - which we ALL know are: Spiderman Spiderman Does whatever a spider can Shoots a web Out his *** Always smells like he's passing gas Phew🫢 Here comes the Spiderman! *Fart Noise* As of late, Snypiuers' niece has grown suspect as to the sincerity of Snypiuers' assertion of the lyrics' canon. Snypiuer is not only passing on knowledge to future generations, he is also attempting to confer sagacity unto them. How is Snypiuer repaid for his magnanimity? With disbelief and incredulity. We weep for the future of Man. 🥹

I created a race for my D&D world years ago called the Vampyr. Sunlight weakened but didn't kill them. Feeding gave them strength, powers, healing, etc. for a limited time depending on their experience level. There were very few of them, but they led a kingdom of normal people who adored them and willingly allowed them to feed. They used the strength and powers they gained from feeding to benefit their people, protect from invaders, heal disease/injuries, etc. They never drained, excessively fed or even fed without consent, on their own people and their people were willing to sacrifice themselves in time of war to keep them fed in battle. Draining a normal person has an inverse chance to raise their level or give them a power - the higher the Vampyr experience level, the less the chance. Feeding off another Vampyr was even more potent and detrimental. While a normal person eventually recovers if they aren't drained completely, a Vampyr that is fed on WILL lose levels and, possibly, powers that they can't recover simply with rest and time. Even healing won't return them; they have to be regained as if they never had them. The Vampyr that feeds off another Vampyr has a chance, in direct correlation to their experience level (the higher their level, the greater the chance), to gain levels and powers. A Vampyr that drains another Vampyr WILL have every stat raised by half the drained Vampyr's equivalent stat level, experience level raised by half the drained Vampyr's level and gain the drained Vampyr's powers. These new levels last for a number of turns equal to the new experience level, after which there is a percentage chance equal to the new level that these can be permanent - e.g. new strength level 20 = 20%, if failed 19%, etc. until original level is reached. This is done for every stat once a turn, until there is a save for that stat, or the original level is reached - e.g. strength saves but no other stat saves; strength now permanent while each stat drops by 1 level and rerolls next turn and repeats until each stat saves or reaches original level. This includes experience level. Gained powers are checked each turn and can fail until all other stats either pass or fail until original level is reached. Powers gained are each rolled against experience level each turn until each power saves or is lost, regardless of experience level save or failure - e.g. experience level is originally 15 and increases to 20, while there are 3 powers gained. After 20 turns all stats are checked, some stats pass, most fail, including experience level while all gained powers fail at a 20% chance, next turn the experience level is now 19 and powers are checked against 19% and fail, but the experience level passes, this means all other stats continue to be checked until they pass or reach original level while the gained powers are checked at 19% until they pass or all other stats pass or reach original level, after which the gained powers get 1 more chance at 19%. Here's the kicker: After the final check, there is a chance that the feeding Vampyr can't handle the increase in stats and powers and, basically, burns up and dies - I can't remember how I worked out how to determine the chance this happens, but it did take a while to figure out a way to make it fair. I had a lot more, as well as several other races, but have no idea where I have any of it.

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Is there a possibility that the entity could actually fully enter this realm, but be so spread out through so many minds, that it would be unable to coalesce and open a portal or manifest a form? If so, would it than, essentially, become a disincorporated force or energy magic users could tap into?

Once again, Snypiuer is disappointed by the vagaries of life:☹️ If you get a prescription for Nitrofurantoin, it's because you have an infection.🤒 Your doctor is NOT ordering you a part in a Vin Diesel movie!🥹

I like this! I'm assuming that, while not as powerful as other entities in the Far Realms, the being is still far too powerful for even a moderate sized group (let alone an individual) to be a vessel with the ability to host enough of its essence for it too simply fully inhabit in toto - thus the need for a portal/gate or a group large enough for it to manifest a form.

I WANT to say that a Gwixal Grove is like a Chili's or a TGI Fridays 🤔. . . maybe Olive Garden 🤨. . . right? 😕

No title or story idea, just an opening sentence: Wait, you actually think WE'RE the good guys!? Military story? Law enforcement? Rebels? Robin Hood type thieves? Superheroes? Religious? No idea, I just like this as the first sentence of a story.

Snypiuer has started and not finished more stories than he can count but, there is a reality in which he has, not only finished a book, that book has become the greatest and most significant story ever to be written. Snypiuer has no idea what that story is about or how it even begins. Snypiuer only knows the last line and it's a line that transformed nations and brings about universal harmony and prosperity. That line is only 3 words and is spoken in a matter of fact, quiet voice by Shaquille O'Neal: Shaq likes cookies.

WAIT A MINUTE!!! What is the possibility that I MIGHT find my lost socks and tchotchkes in the Liminal? Not pointing fingers, buuuttt, Yuuxath IS a bit of a ____ . . . just saying.

Is it just me, or does it seem the Liminal may be an abandoned or lost reality, below all others, that parts of the realities above it leaks into - a void or sponge, of sorts, that collects the detritus flaking off of other realities?