Vlad Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 "What does this button do?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondemoon Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 "Oops!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 "They couldn't hit the broadside of a barn at this distance." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degenero Angelus Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 "Oh it's nothing to worry about, they wouldn't put a landmine HERE." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 'argh' rev... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett O'Harpy Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 "I promise I won't ..." Cerulean scowls at Harpy and stuffs a paper bag over her head before she can finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwaihir Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 But no one would want sugar enough to do that! No wolves in these parts. This equipment I bought from Wyvern will keep me safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Celes Crusader Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 Should I cut the red wire or the blue one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zadown Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 [Wed Feb 12 16:34:55 2003] Starlighten tells the group, 'eat lure' [Wed Feb 12 16:35:02 2003] Venril Sathir succumbs to the lure of Ro. [Wed Feb 12 16:35:07 2003] Starlighten has been slain by Venril Sathir! Dunno, prolly not too funny to the non-EQ crowd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasslehoff Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 Man, someone took a Kenders favortie last words, well most renound that is.. " opps " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tralla Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 Gee, that's odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tralla Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 Are you sure the power is off? Don't unplug it; it will just take a moment to fix. I wonder where the mother bear is. What happens if you touch these two wires tog-- Let it down slowly. He's probably just hibernating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasslehoff Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 I love you <_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon2001 Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 Are you sure Falcon should be holding the ladder? Don't worry, Falcon never bites hard enough to break flesh. Besides, it would never get infected. Of course I can handle two Succubi at once, I'm a real man! Hey - freak in the black robes! Yeah, you! Your mother dresses you funny. What the hell kind of name is Cioden? Gee - I wonder what this button does? Not in the face, not in the face! I know that gun's not loaded. Of course I can take on a level 35 Chaos Mage! Just smack the wand against the ground a few times to check it. My leet skeelz allow me to dodge bullets, really! *My personal favorite last words* Poets suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Silverblade Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 "Trust me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamaranis Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 "Don't you wanna hear my last words?" "Victory is life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrfalcon Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 "If I said I was sorry, would you put the axe down?" "I didn't know it was *your* home!" "Hunting season doesn't mean hunting hunters!" "I can take you with one hand tied behind my back!" "pointy-eared freak!" "AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardvark Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 "They couldn't hit an elephant from this dist-" "Bugger!" "Hey, that wasn't so bad" "Higher, daddy. Higer" "Here kitty kitty kitty" "Sorry, I forgot it was valentines day" 'They were out of beer, so I got stollis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quincunx Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 Of course I can handle two Succubi at once, I'm a real man! Just smack the wand against the ground a few times to check it. Priceless, absolutely priceless. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasslehoff Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 The Kender slowly walks up to his loving girlfriend as she tries on some new levis " Babe.. You look fat in those.. Yea.. Both your hips and your a s " A few seconds later, Tasslehoff wonders why he is floating towards bright white pearly gates. Then he remembers his famous last words.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Celes Crusader Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 Three persons are in a pitch black powder room, without realizing it "Wait, I'll light up a match!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly Nightshade Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 "you know I never liked you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canid Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 "Hey! Those things are really cute!" Parachuter #3: "I bought mine discount!" "Ooooh! I'm really scared! Oooh! I'm shaking!" "Beware the Bunny?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 (edited) "what do you mean, it just fell off." "So, what are you gonna do now... Shoot me?" "tell me about the rabbits, george..." (psuedo of mice and men) "have u found jesus yet..." "Sir, I assure you I do not work for Amway." "I'm in a hospital...what could go wrong?" (hot shots) from darwin awards: "Don't worry, there's no way you can stab through a flack vest..." revery the dreamlost "ayyyeeeaaaah" the dream continues... Edited February 13, 2003 by reverie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamaranis Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 This one is real, apparently. And it wasn't suicide either. "That must be one hell of an experience, dying I mean." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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