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Old threads can be revived with a creative CPR.

 

Post your works here. That's one of the things what the Pen is for, is to let others grow by seeing what we each individually produce.

 

I think Alaeha was commenting more out of surprise than disapproval, if I may presume to guess.

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You would be correct... Mostly surprise. The thread hadn't been used for quite some time.

 

Don't let me keep any of you from posting your stuff... Even if I did dislike this... it's not as if it's hard to not read a thread.

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I have to agree with sal (occ: haven't seen you in a bit hon, *hugs*). I enjoy reading this thread! Reminds me when I used to freestyle against the guys at lunch time in the cafe at high school. I used to win :) *flutters her wings* Keep it up guys :)

 

*hops up into her tree to wait for the next rapper to show their stuff*

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OOC: sorry this took so long, it's very much the kinda thing that's mood-based, for me. Secondly, Ashton - this is all 'In Character' - just so you know :)

 

 

IC:

(takes the mike from the monkeys and glares at them)

 

I just want to thank my friends the apes

for feeding this fool some more sour grapes.

Did I say apes? I really meant monkeys.

That's companion animals, not mere hired flunkies.

 

Oh man, where to begin,

where do I stick my knife and begin to skin

the meat off the tired old bones

of your predictable verse and tired old tones.

No need to rehearse cos this is freestylin'.

No need to take my words and chain em,

that's what makes your sounds all the same.

Here, let me give you some rope instead,

and try not to hang yourself from your own head.

 

There's a whole world out there,

and you can walk it in the same old rhythm day to day,

bitching and griping, "You, you're so gay."

More to being a man than a penis.

Who really cares what size his meat is?

Sorry, I tell a lie, cos Ashton is that kind of guy.

By the way,

have you measured your 'light sabre' yet, today?

 

 

Music isn't just rhythm, it's freedom to express

yourself in the way that makes you feel best.

If you wanna dis me for that, go be my guest.

Just don't forget you're yet to show you know any other way to flow that doesn't involve a map of your road.

You slowed. I see your stage, I call it a podium.

I see your rhymes, I call em odium.

I see your smack, I call it opium, then I throw it away

cos I don't need junk to know how to play.

Go ahead, lock yourself into the same old meter,

and I'll keep spiking your drink with salt petre.

Man, do yourself a favour:

stop suckin' vanilla and try using some flavour.

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Meow... Merf, I'm new at this, but i love listening to freestyles, so I figured I'd try my hand at one... IMO, freestyle's the only good rap, but the beats to all rap are nice to listen to once in a while... Don't flame me too bad...

 

All right, I'm new at this

I ain't got nobody that I can diss.

I don't know any monkeys, no blades, no one,

Just wanted to rap cuz it sounded fun.

I don't start beef with any of ya'll fools,

I ain't got no rhymes to use as tools.

I don't keep it gangsta, it's always low-toned,

It might be good when i'm stoned.

I don't listen to rap,

Just a bunch of lip flap

But it's all right, it ain't crap

I'm more into the alternative stuff

Stuff that's loud and pretty rough,

But I'll learn about all this someday

Tryin' to rhyme it my way,

Who knows, maybe I'm here to stay

Whatever, I'm out

I'll go back to litenin' to Slipknot shout.

Thanks for the time

It's been sublime

I just hope that this all ain't slime...

 

(Merf... I told you I was new at this. Meow...)

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(Meow... Eh... come to think of it, I happen top be a fairly well-approved acquaintance of Mr. Blades, and thus I have read the entire thread, trying to see how all of this works. I give you my apologies Mr. B. P. O., but it seems you have challenged my friend the most, and I suppose I could try a second hand at this game. In honor of Mr. AshtonBlades, I challenge you Mr. B. P. O. {Though I know you'll practically beat me into the floor... hee hee.)

 

 

All right, this rhymes to the B. P. O

Tryin' to dis Mr. Blades... "Oh no!"

This small little kitten is steppin to the mike

keepin' pink paws wound around it tight

I seen your rhymes on many an occasion

spittin this stuff without procrastination

But I know you don't thik you'll beat the freestyle king

just listenin' to your rhymes only makes my ears ring

annoying, deploying these words

It's gotta be the worst junk that i have ever heard

Try to beat the Blades and you totally absurd

I won't floor you, I'll be bowin' on the ground

spitting my P.O.S words without the lyric sound

But I gotta try to defend 'im, he ain't posted in a while

so I'll try this for him and try to match his style

He's a little bit more harsh, but he keeps it short and sweet

Not like ten paragraphs, which takes the sugar from the treat

Me? I'll try to claw your face

Make you run out bleedin' while you screamin' from the place

I'll kill you, me the little sadist

I'm the little kitten who decided to start to play this

Tear you frickin' heart out and swallow it whole

I'll devour your essence, your entire soul,

but Mr. Blades is king and you can't compete

You want to try to battle him, that stick... you gonna eat.

 

(No offense, I just... meow. Eh... jsut before you tear me apart, I have to strongly ask you don't dis my gf. I have nothing but literal hatred for those that do, and i don't want to hate you... I really mean it, she means a lot to me.)

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Ok Vincent,back so you better listen

I'm goign to put you all to shame,thats my mission

I'm not gona diss,throw some lame insults

I'm going to throw down some mad rap,not about your faults

I'm goign to wickedly kick it,and flip it

Put some skill up in it

If you wanna battle me quit it,forget it

I'm a mad dog you gonna get bit

~~~

Short but sweet.... :raven:

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