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Multicolored Cabbages!


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Gwaihir reads over the letter that Wyvern had stamped "URGENT" as he enters into the Cabaret Room of the Pen, once again grumbling to himself about the overgrown lizard's nearly illegible handwriting. Apparently, the reptilian Elder wanted to meet with Gwai so that he could place him into intense training for the upcoming Orlan application response fiasco, which he had strangely labeled "Project: Retrieval 4.028376%"... The Ancient Friend of Wiggly Cabbages sighs to himself, noting that the overgrown lizard had never asked him if he had wanted to be a part of this project, but also noting that the lizard rarely asked for anything... except geld, of course... and back scratches.... and food.... and...

 

Gwai stops reading Wyvern's letter shortly to glance around the Cabaret Room, and is surprised to find that it is both empty and silent. Raising a brow and shrugging to himself, the Ancient turns to depart from the room, figuring that Wyvern would once again be extremely late for his rendezvous... Much to the Ancient's surprise, no sooner has he turned his back to the room then the lights suddenly fly on and an enormous arrangement of multicolored wiggly cabbages with letters painted on them becomes illuminated. When put together, the letters read:

 

SURPRISE! :wigglycabbage:

 

Underneath this arrangement of cabbages stands Wyvern grinning one of his razor tooth grins. The overgrown lizard points to the wiggly cabbages above him and happily exclaims:

 

"Happy birthday Gwaihir! The whole "Project: Retrieval 4.0238376%" was just a gimmick to get you over here to the Cabaret Room and surprise you... (though I do hope you'll still participate). Best of wishes!"

 

Having said this, Wyvern grins and admires the cabbages above him, noting:

 

"You know, these cabbages make great cheap birthday decorations!"

 

Upon hearing this, the cabbages arranged on the wall all nod to one another and simultaneously turn their backs to Wyvern, mooning him. On the cabbages' backs is written:

 

"Wyvern is such a dolt for thinking he can use us in such ways and not suffer any consequences!" :wigglycabbage:

 

:P

 

OOC: A very happy 20th birthday to you, Rachel-igliogliogegliogi! ;-)

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Peredhil Dances in lightly, brandishing an epee and repeating Daffy Duck's famous Robin Hood sequence.

Parry...Thrust...Feint...Parry...Thrust...*sproing*

 

At the last, his nose grows enormously and suddenly bends at a right angle to point heavenward.

Straightening his beak, he sheaths the buttoned sword and begins rummaging around in his pocket.

 

He pulls out a hairy rusty-reddish ear which fills the small pocket of the fencing uniform pants. Continuing to tug, out pops a small Orangutan, just beyond the baby stage, wearing a diaper.

 

It scampers over and happily climbs Gwaihir to shoulder perch.

 

Happy Birthday... AP-E for you.

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not quite sure where the long response that I RPd to this about taking care of the orangutan protectively and being shocked pleased and spacey went, but I don't have the patience to rewrite it, so I'll just say thanks :)

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