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Let's face it, it would be a nonexistant list of what is not cool about Peredhil, and I want participation here! I'll start off.

 

1. He is polite. (That's a given)

2. He is unfailingly polite.

3. He is even polite when he is (metaphorically) ripping out your guts.

4. He always has a kind word.

5. He even has a use for pigs.

6. He doesn't blush or sneer when the words "growth" and "love" are used in the same sentence - heck, he'll even use them in the same sentence!

7. He'll even hug you if you haven't showered in a week.

8. He is my friend.

9. His word mastery pegs the needle of the Abil-o-meter in the "Formidable" region.

10. He is a Master Weight-lifter of life!

 

 

~Zool~

Ancient, The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Bard of Terra, Patron Saint of Aspiring Bards.

Elder than dirt, more foolish than a jester, able to trip over the smallest logic in a single step. It's... Oh, you know.

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Guest GrandMaster Zifnab

11. Has anyone metioned how polite he is?

 

12. He is as friendly and chatty as a homeless drunkard at 4 am in the morning.....but a little less smelly.

 

13. He uses his politeness as a cover for his satanic nature.He declared a persoanl war on me a while ago....`nuff said.

 

14. He`s a Scooby-Doo fan!! "Rello Shaggy!" "Zoicks!!"

 

15. His mother dresses him funny.

 

16. He`s possibly the nicest person I`ve ever met.Why,if he overcomes that problem he has with womens underwear I might actually hang around him more.

 

17. He`s one of the few people on the internet that still treats women with respect.(See point 16)

 

18. He reminds me of my younger brother,except he doesn`t cry when I knock his teeth out, complain about my smelly socks or crash my car for fun.Though he still has the same taste in clothing (See point 16 and 17)

 

19. He`s made an impact on every person that comes across him.

 

20. No one has anything negative to say about him....unless in jest.

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21. He never gives up. Even when he's good and ready.

22. He's a Tolkien fan.

23. He named his online persona after Elrond half-elven.

24. He is one of, if not THE kindest, most outgoing, generous, upbeat people I remember meeting in the past twenty-two years.

25. Point twenty-four being said, he will take you apart piece by bloody piece (politely) if you cross him in AM.

26. He designed a wonderfully nifty RPG whose technical aspect is still shrouded in mystery to this day.

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27. He is NEVER without his patented bottle'o Moutain Dew ©. (Rather classy, I might add).

 

28. He has a gift for poetry seldom seen in the living (all those dead poets get all the credit).

 

29. He's got SO many posts on this message board, I feel like vomiting every time I see the total (I'm allergic to dedication )

 

30. He works for the Military in RL (Hey, to a dumb kid like me, that IS cool, and a very nifty contrast to his online persona).

 

31. He's not TOO polite not to burn you, and not mean enough to mean it.

 

32. He's an official bard of Terra (Hail!).

 

33. He's RL name abbreviated is Law. (Oh cool is that?!)

 

Bhurin does his bestest Judge Dread Impression, "I am the LAW!"

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34. His weaknesses are all fallible.

 

"Ack-ack! Pered - don't forget your blood pressure!"

 

Zool is chased off by Peredhil, who is shaking his fist in a polite rage...

 

 

~Zool~

Ancient, The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Bard of Terra, Patron Saint of Aspiring Bards.

Elder than dirt, more foolish than a jester, able to trip over the smallest logic in a single step. It's... Oh, you know.

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Well, the best thing about Peredhil is . .

He's Peredhil!

Now, my list.

1. He's always somewhere when I need to talk to him (Even if it usually isn't where I want him to be :P)

2. He never has anything bad to say

3. I can't think of anything bad to say about him.

4. Definitely one of the more polite people I've ever met.

5. I think it's been mentioned before, but there's never enough room for Tolkien

6. He's getting embarrased about this thread. (A.K.A. Modesty )

 

That's enough for now

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Guest Signe Green

my list

1. he always helps me find perspective even when I'm hysterically avoiding it

2. he makes me feel good about myself when I don't want to

3. he always has something good to say about everyone and anything NOT complimentary he has to say is invariably true and insightful.

4. he's sweet and kind and nice and good, and he knows better than anyone what I mean by my poems.

5. lots of other things that I prefer to keep to myself. http://www.themightypen.net/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

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Guest DoctorEvil65

Well....of course.....Peredhil's Best Enemy has to chime in on this one......

 

The Top 10 Things DoctorEvil dislikes about Peredhil

 

10. His name starts with the letter "P"

9. He has more living henchmen than the Doctor (The Doctor has more un-living ones though....)

8. He doesn't cuss enough

7. He's always trying to make people feel good about themselves

6. He's half-elven but the Doctor is pretty sure the other half is Ms. Manners

5. He encourages people too much

4. One word.....Hugs

3. He's always thwarting the Doctor

2. He's polite

1. No.....seriously....he really is disgustingly polite.......

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Guest Balladore

My list of things that are good about Peredhil:

 

1. He is kind and considerate when critiquing (check out the spelling on that baby!) others' writing, etc.

 

2. He is (though its been said) polite and treats people with respect, but still knows how to have a good time

 

3. He is one of the founders of this site (if not the only one, I don't know enough of my Pen history)

 

4. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better when you're down on yourself

 

5. And finally, he has to be the wisest person I have ever met. (even more so than myself, and that's an accomplishment! No, Just joking, Peredhil is extremely wise)

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*Falcon debates whether or not it would be appropiate to cut and paste the Peredhil Fan Club's Official Nice Things About Peredhil Book on here, even though Falcon wrote it*

 

But anyway, here's my list:

 

#1. He's got that completely cool aura about him. I mean, the name Peredhil just emanates authority and coolness. And politeness.

 

#2. His poetic skill is just sickening at times. I swear, it's like he's the channeler for all the great writers at once.

 

#3. He's *just* insane enough to be funny.

 

#4. He's really really really really really polite. And I mean, REALLY polite. As in, way too polite.

 

#5. He's Nyyark's dad. I mean, how cool is that?

 

 

Cioden Darkeye

Quill-Bearer - The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

President of the Peredhil Fan Club

Owner of the Reply Raven - Enemy to all those who never post responses

Ashaman - WoT - Blitz II

Council - The Hunters - Blitz II

Leisure Officer - SFV Ultima - Beta

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Guest Minta Rose

" 'Coolness always rises' ," repeated Tzimfemme, squinting at a diagram on the wall, in the rear of Zool's portrait. . . .

 

"I think we _may_ have singled out the design flaw in this perpetual motion machine, boss."

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Guest DoctorEvil65

Which can only lead to this old rehash.....

 

arch17.magewar.com/ubb/Fo...00592.html

 

Top 10 Best Things About Zool

 

10. Zool is a Bard of Terra.

9. Zool is Looz spelled backwards.

8. Zool rhymes with Fool and Tool and Drool and Stool and Pool and Cool and Yule and Ghoul and Rule and Joule or just about anything....

7. Zool has a lot of posts in the BH

6. ....and some of them are worth reading

4. Zool has excellent grammar, spelling and puncuation skills

3. Zool knows how to use ALL of the smiley faces correctly.

2. Zool is a pretty damn good ally.

1. Zool likes beer

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Doctor, you are indeed Evil. I'm aloving it suddenly.

 

1. Zool is the reason I posted anything at the UBB. I'd posted a comment in Ozymandias' "Upside-down Crosses" thread, and he and I struck up an e-conversation. Then he threatened to never email me again if I didn't start posting some of my comments, poems, or stories.

 

The threat of a life without Zool was enough to overcome my own valuation of my skill, and I posted...

 

And here we are.

 

Thanks Buddy,

 

Your Friend Always,

 

Elrond Peredhil, 31

Bard of Terra

Ancient of the Pen

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which would go on the "What's Cool about Zool" thread, right? :)

 

What's cool about Peredhil..

 

he listens

he understands

he forgives

he sees the good in people

he doesn't throw people away

 

which makes him WAY cool in my book.

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He notices new people and he immediately rushes out to make them feel welcome.

He knows the value of a hug.

He can never be replaced.

 

my time around Peredhil is limited at best-but nowhere I have visited has anyone ever had anything bad to say about him.

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