Personality Test Result

[Peredhil]

It's just really funny to me - Doctor Evil could've written this response!

 

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506 written by saint_gasoline

 

You are the Hippie!

 

Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic.

 

You are also very, very social. And like any hippie, who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you too love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth.

 

In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

[Sweetcherrie]

Televangelist

 

As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (or a very despotic one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

erm...just give me a few more of these tests and I will actually turn into being humble

[DoctorEvil]

Actually, the Doctor would have called you a Tree-Hugging Hippie!!!

[DoctorEvil]

The Doctor came out as a "Robot"....which the Doctor thinks is very unfair! <Danger Will Robinson>

[The Portrait of Zool]

Bitch-Slap

You are 42% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As most of us know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (This does not mean you are emotional, only that you are more affected by emotions than rationality when making decisions.) Another trait you possess is that you are very humble, which could mean you are insecure because very few people are brutal AND humble. Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage. Most likely, however, you are not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse; it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Braggart.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute.

 

 

 

Well that certainly explains a lot....

[reverie]

Sociopath

You are 57% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

 

hmm, well that explains a lot I guess...

 

 

rev...

[Mynx]

Spiteful Loner

You are 57% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

*grins and waves at Reverie*

[Sweetcherrie]

Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

*grins* I gues that is why we don't get along (I have to say, brilliant results, and soooo accurate)

 

edit: *huggles Mynx* of course this is only sarcasm

Edited June 13, 2005 by Sweetcherrie

[Lady Celes Crusader]

Spiteful Loner

You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant

[Wyvern]

Wyvern scratches his scaly chin for a moment, then scrawls his results over the rather clean-cut test of Saint Gasoline (do I smell irony...?). Having finished with his writing, the overgrown lizard doodles several money bags on the page and tosses it into the result pile.

 

Almost Dragonic Bastard

You are 100% Greedy, 100% Perverted, 100% Self-Indulgent, and 0% Rational.

Congratulations, you make the Spiteful Loner, the Sociopath, and the Bitch-Slap look like the Class President, the Diplomat, and the Red Cross respectively! You are the lowest of low lifes, and often involve yourself in schemes that force the Red Cross to arrive on the scene. Your plots and ideals are so far-fetched that you even make the Televangelist look rational. When you pose as a Televangelist in the hopes of getting a Diplomats attention, you only sell Red Crosses because you're narcisistic and want them to match the colors of your scales. You leave many a woman Red and Crossed after attempting to deal with them, and must often face their wrath. There is no use in attempting to evaluate your emotions, as doing so would drive even the Class President into a state of Bitch-Slaps and Spiteful Sociopathic Hippyness. You probably even cheated on this test, because cheating is simply part of your nature!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more GREEDY than intuitive.

 

2. You are more GREEDY than gentle.

 

3. You are more GREEDY than rational.

 

4. You are more GREEDY than brutal. *

 

* Mainly because you're a coward.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is exactly what the world needs today.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along well with are the Smartass Braggart Capitalist Pig, or saint_gasoline.

[Peredhil]

LOL. Saint Wyvern trumps them all.

[The Portrait of Zool]

LOL! *SLAP!*

[Venefyxatu]

Wyvern, that was great ... I never would've expected a test like this to describe someone so perfectly

 

 

Starving Artist

 

You are 42% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

 

You are the Starving Artist! You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because then you know you can never truly have a wrong answer. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the spirit, and starve!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid.

Whoohoo! Off to write I go!

[Orlan]

Haughty Intellectual

You are 85% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant. 

You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Muffy! Bring me my copy of the Wall Street Journal, I want to see how the Nikkei is doing. I have Bonds I must cash out.

[Gryphon]

Spiteful Loner

You are 85% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

How curious...

[Katzaniel]

Oh no, Spiteful Loners have a majority of 3 to any 1 of another group!!!

 

I'm sure there's some sort of irony in that. Although, I will add 1 to the Robots. Funny part about that is, almost everything they said, I thought of as a compliment.

 

You know what would be cool, is a poll of Pennites to see what the average disposition of this crowd is.

[Lady Celes Crusader]

*rofl* Wyvern, that was pure genius. Perhaps we could tailor a test like that with Pennites as templates.

[Zadown]

<--- Sociopath, if it matters. Though I was this || close to being either Robot or Spiteful Loner.

[reverie]

woohoo! another sociopath... Thanks, Z, I was thinking i was the only one....

 

must be a dream thing...

 

rev...

[Xaious, Master of Time]

Starving Artist. =) (Go figure, eh)

 

 

 

Now where can I find some food....

[Ayshela]

(snigger)

 

 

 

Emo Kid

You are 42% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

 

You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

[Regel]

Oh my, I am what I hate.

Televangelist

You are 42% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (or a very despotic one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Spiteful Loner.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Starving Artist, and the Robot.

 

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

 

The other personality types:

 

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

 

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

 

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

 

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

 

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

 

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

 

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

 

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

 

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

 

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

 

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

 

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

 

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

 

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

 

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

 

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Edited June 16, 2005 by Regel

[YanYanGanaffi]

Smartass

You are 71% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.

 

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*

 

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

 

The other personality types:

 

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

 

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

 

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

 

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

 

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

 

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

 

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

 

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

 

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

 

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

 

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

 

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

 

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

 

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

 

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

 

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

[cryptomancer]

Class Clown

You are

 

28% Rational

57% Extroverted

71% Brutal

85% Arrogant.

 

*sits stunned*

 

85% only 85% that cant be right, no i dont believe it,

 

only 85%

 

85% only..... only 85%

 

*drifts away stunned into shock*

 

[YanYanGanaffi]

Yay! I beat Crypt in brutal!!! *does happy dance*