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Fantasy Name Generator


Zadown

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"Toehater?" I can't even imagine the personality that would inspire a name like that. And "Knifestomper" just sounds like a really stupid, painful idea. Although...

 

Orc 1: "Who goes there?"

 

Orc 2: "Toehater the Knifestomper."

 

Orc 1: "How do you get a name like that?"

 

Orc 2 (realizing that he has toes, sets a knife, blade up, on the ground and lifts a foot): "Die Toesies!!!!" (Orc 2 stomps down on the knife repeatedly)

 

Orc 1: "Ah, I see."

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