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Aardvark

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One of these things is not like the other....

 

I believe my life is now complete. At 3:01 AM, Eastern Summer Time, I was called a bastard by a Mr Hamilton on 2JJJ

 

How many people can claim that they've been called a bastard on national radio?

 

God, I lead such a sad and pathetic life

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Zariah stumbles in, arms full of parchment crinkled and bunched. She sits down and begins to flatten all the wrinkles out. Ready to lift, Zariah pulls the parchment above her head.

 

It reads:

 

We are ALL Interested!!! Please tell us in detail the story!

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Aardvark!!!!!!!!

 

 

After lifting the paper over her head for several hours, Zariah slumps into her seat, with sore arms and exhausted from her efforts. She mumbles under her panting, "Just....tell....us."

 

Crumpled in a ball, Zariah anticipates Aardvarks explaination.

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Who the hell is richard cohen?

 

I'd tell the story, but this choking bandwidth drought I'm stuck in 'til the end of the month has sapped all my creativity

 

Also, I'm a bastard.

 

And the whole country knows it.

 

Well, the ones who were awake and tuned in at 0301 on that fateful day

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