Tyrion

Nah, I don't mind... I suggest a fast method of cooking like pan-frying, as opposed to a slower one like braising. I don't exercise much so my meat is gonna be milder in flavor. You might wanna cook with quite a bit of butter and/or oil too, I'm very lean. Oh, and I forbid you to eat turnip as a side dish to me, it would be offensive since I believe turnips taste awful. You should settle for some nice potatoes instead. Enjoy!

Okay... I'm gonna start this post off with a big O_o. And then I'll just point out that you can't believe everything Peredhil says about people because he's just too nice. So basically if you want to know the truth about a person, you have to consider everything Peredhil says, take away a significant amount of niceness, and maybe make a few qualities into flaws.

I'm going to have to quote bash again and say: My New Year's resolution is 1024 x 768.

I'm older than you... Do you want my advice?

These haikus are good. I love the one for Deggy, I love Deggy too.

What? This guy is copying me! Everytime I get a year older, 3 months later he has the same age. He's doing it to annoy me, I swear!

lump is sooooooo Dale! I can even picture him with the Hawaiian shirt.

And during a Holiday like Thanksgiving, you can also be very thankful for: Almost Dragonic Liposuccion Pills...eat them and watch that fat (and/or flesh and/or hair and/or bones) burn!

Errr...is it just me or does that article seem like it's been edited a *lot*? That just doesn't sound like 9-12 y/os to me. Heh, I remember when I got my NES...my cousin taught me how to fly with Racoon Mario in SMB3... I believe I was 5...

Actually "Cul-de-Sac" translates to "Bag-Ass", but the expression "Cul-de-Sac" must be pretty old. It's probably old enough that "Cul" must have been used for "Bottom" as well (you can make the link between the "Ass" meaning and the "Bottom" meaning). Of course for a Bag, the Bottom is also the End, so "Cul-de-Sac" also translates to "Bag-End". Recognize that expression?

Try to guess what it's about, I'll tell it at the end of this post. As I was walking, a group of people stopped me. They said: "In the next room a challenge awaits you." They warned me it would be very fun, but scary. In I went, slowly, calmly, thinking "This is new..." Suddenly I got nervous, people looked at me. I was sure someone played a joke on me, but who? The area under some squares was left empty, But under others were numbers; green, red or blue. I then paused to take a good look all around me. I could not feel any bit of fear or worry. "Why?" I wonder. "Are they all so calm in this room?" "Perhaps it's because not a single person knows The true nature of all these things under their nose. Or maybe they don't care, that one wrong move and *Boom!*" So basically I was playing Minesweeper all afternoon...

Your view of people changes as you get to know them and they get to know you. For example...when I first met lumpen on the UBBs I actually looked up to him. Seems like a long time ago today.

In the classes I have to attend...so I don't have to get away from my comp.

Tyrion the Zombi steps in the room hesitantly. He is suddenly reminded of his inability to speak to crowds as stage-fright seems to take control of him. Tyrion clears his throat as he starts to speak nervously. "Umm... 'scuse me..." After noticing noone seems to have heard, he manages to raise his voice a little. "Excuse me everyone! I bear a message from Ozymandias the Elder." Tyrion looks back to notice Ozymandias watching from a distance, encouraging him to keep going. "First of all, I would like to mention that we have found what happened to the person who ate the devilled eggs, though we still do not know who it is. On a related subject, all guests are asked to stay out of the bathroom until the mess is cleaned up." Tyrion pauses to check the notes he wrote on his hand, shaking. "Finally, I regret to announce that the Mighty Maroon Monkey Man was killed by ..." The poor Zombi seemed to have erased some of the letters on his hand, and squinting would not help him decipher the words. " ... by ... Wolfgang Puck?" Ozymandias quickly steps in to whisper something into Tyrion's ears. "Ohhhh," continues Tyrion. "He was killed by a wolf pack... That makes more sense." Having finished telling his message, Tyrion the Zombi leaves the room as he tries to comfort himself for his poor speech.

I'd put Whole Milk in a 1% Milk carton, and then stick that in the fridge at home so my mom and sis would drink Whole Milk without knowing it. That's how mean I am!

The Interactions between Wiggly Cabbages and Other Species As you may have noted before, Wiggly Cabbages as a species rarely speak to strangers. Though most of their time is spent talking, those conversations are usually held with each other. Although they occasionally speak to passing elves, they usually only talk to peaceful, intelligent animals since no other sentient plants have been discovered to this day. There is only ony humanoid they trust almost as much as they would trust one of their own, and that is, of course, Gwaihir the Elf. Most of their contact with humans or elves happens when a friendly adventurer stops within a few miles to rest, or when they give directions to lost thieves or murderers (in order to get them as far away from them as possible, of course). They have good memories of one particular wanderer named Tyrion. This particular elf was very interested in expanding his general culture, and the dicussions he had with Wiggly Cabbages were rather long and entertaining. Tyrion was very surprised when he first met the sentient vegetables, but he quickly grew quite fond of these interesting creatures, for they taught him more about wild life than any Wood Elf could. He, on the other hand, told Wiggly Cabbages news from the Elf and Humans cities he had recently been through. The creatures Wiggly Cabbages talk to the most are actually animals intelligent enough to understand the thoughts of the cabbages. Rarely do they have conversations though, the animals do not usually care to talk back unless they have questions. The cabbages usually teach animals as much as they believe they can understand. That information, the gossip and the important news were usually transmitted in the form of broadcasts, much like a radio station, refered to as the Cabbage and Nature Network (or CNN). The Wiggly Cabbages were very serious about this, which explains why they were so eager to speak to travelers, who were their main source for news.

I don't believe in fortune tellers because I don't believe the future is set.

If you can consider what I'm doing living.

I don't believe you can really convert anyone. I think for someone to be "converted" he must believe in something but refuse to admit it to himself. Therefore it's not really anything new, it's just letting feelings come to the surface.

Maybe the people who wrote the Bible were inspired by another book that is today lost (or maybe a popular story) and based Jesus on another charismatic character with many heroic deeds. Just something I always saw as a possibility. And LotR is not a trilogy, it's a single novel split into 6 books over 3 volumes. I have also heard of the facts that Orlan mentionned. And Nyyark...man how did you cram so many typos into one post.

Actually on the boards you were Falcon2k1. I know Immortalis was in SoB while I was there, but I'm not sure about other guilds.

I've never seen an episode of Buffy, the only thing that comes to mind when you say Willow is that thing with the small people in it...I never saw that either but I've heard of it.

I have the age thing covered. You know how time passes more slowly when you're bored? Well having been bored for the last 5 years I'm actually around 30 by now.

I don't know how it works in Australia Aard, but here at 18 I'm not really considered a kid. I can vote, drink, go to strip clubs etc... I had the best day too, I helped my uncle (and neighbor) re-shingle his roof. I had the big belt with the hammer, measuring tape, cutter, nails and all. Pretty funny sight for my mother and sister. I might just drop out of uni to work on rooves. (Good thing I turned 18 today too, because the pitch gun said it was unsuitable for children.) Also I believe the word you are looking for is 'adolescence.'

Sounds fun. I know very little about Middle...New Zealand.