Hjolnai Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 (Objective: Make up some interestingly nonsensical sentences. Try to avoid a coherent narrative, but also to maintain grammar. Post any you come up with.) (Reposted from Cbox:) So, how many existences can sit in a red tree? Whence cometh the sign of no return? A lyre eats the purple cat, and escapes into food. Thrace made a flying box in which to see lyres run. Endless green twisted pair cables span the quilt, nastily waving their sandpapered rulers. (New:) White calculators walk calmly but efficiently to the duct tape, which itself is not a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hjolnai Posted February 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 The fire-toed weretable nonchalantly threw a molecule at invisible frogs, for they would not chair the heading. No treasonous quiescences have any Zulu palms for their yurts. Why should polynomials do the blue tango, if queries are defenestrated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaeha Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Have we twice engaged the cosmic microbes in flailingly graceful yogurt? Nay, my hedgehogs, you have octuplets in the sextillions to bring to the beginning of omega! Rejoice and be sorrowful, for this is the beardsecond which the Divine Architect has wrought in his effervescent and swirly sophomorism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katzaniel Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 Two nights, and therefore we come to be. On and around, I saw you sleeping, but then you slept. Do not be aware! It won't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Pointy One Posted June 18, 2013 Report Share Posted June 18, 2013 From our good friends on the interwebs: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katzaniel Posted June 18, 2013 Report Share Posted June 18, 2013 A buffaloable, buffaloing buffalo buffaloly buffaloed buffaloes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Pointy One Posted June 18, 2013 Report Share Posted June 18, 2013 The sentence jumps; resistance is strawberry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamaranis Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 Two nights, and therefore we come to be. On and around, I saw you sleeping, but then you slept. Do not be aware! It won't know. This is like... in fantasy novels prophets, in addition to giving out prophecies, also do a lot of incoherent but sort of creepy ranting. That's what this is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwaihir Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 The chicken waits for blue, but the emperor of ice cream is more skilled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hjolnai Posted June 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 I refuse to confirm the inaccuracy of fish, for they are not ashamed. Anger and terror ganged up on the poor tree, which stood a head above the Captain's inspiration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetcherrie Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Never have I ever seen more precious pebbles that I could hear flowing through the breeze of the blue trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Portrait of Zool Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 Ionic grumbling slathered the waits, but I degarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighid of Byrness Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 The sound of shifting corn stalks filled my ears; my bucket remained empty of dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Portrait of Zool Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 Zombies crunched daintily on frayed nerves as the body snatchers invaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighid of Byrness Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 I asked the crumpled cardboard box, "Why does Emptiness yawn so derisively?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Portrait of Zool Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Many inebriates gauge bygone the calculus of clouds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighid of Byrness Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Snarky apples served biting criticism to the rubbish bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Portrait of Zool Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Polka dotted jaguars mamboed to the thrumm of the color blind chameleon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighid of Byrness Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Heliotropic hearts were the first to scream the daydream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Portrait of Zool Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 Ash trays dusted the steel eraser bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hjolnai Posted October 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 I am never going to tell you the answer to five wavering riddles, no matter how many spoons turn orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Portrait of Zool Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 Hiya Hjolnai! A mask of transparency caked the highest pit of ineptitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighid of Byrness Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 A carnival of frogs murdered the shiest dandelion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Portrait of Zool Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Obamacare will cause medical costs to go through the roof because 'death panels' will kill you off before you bleed the system dry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighid of Byrness Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Obamacare will cause medical costs to go through the roof because 'death panels' will kill you off before you bleed the system dry. Nonsense sentence for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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