Finnius Posted May 12, 2003 Report Share Posted May 12, 2003 OOC: This is a song that I and two friends wrote Friday night, hoping to sing it on the radio Saturday night. Well, we managed to get about thirty seconds worth, seeing as that was all we had rehersed and none of us could move from the first verse to the chorus. Salinye, who was listening via webcast at the time, missed the first part of this performance. So Sal, this one's for you. Vocals: Me and Scott Guitar: Halen Squeezebox: Scott ------------------ Ever since I left her I'm sleeping in dumpsters She had the money, but I got the crabs- And I just wasn't enoo-ugh For her to loo-oove Now she's picking up my friends, and I'm picking scabs Chorus: Now she's gone, and I'm alone No water, no power, no telephone Don't even have a place to call home Yeah, she killed two birds with one scone My friends said things would look up And I could get mad hook-ups If I'd become a gigolo But they were lieing posers Generic Yo Boy hosers And all I got was a trucker who wanted to go(Note that this line has been made PG-13 for posting purposes.) Chorus They got me feeling down Those mouth-breathing Icer clowns I got some better friends instead And I went all punk rocker On the jokers wearing dockers I pierced my ears and shaved my head Chorus Now I sell blood for money And God, I think it's funny When I look back on where I've been I used to be a dumb sap Who always shopped at the Gap I won't be going there again Chorus Yeah, all of this is true I used to be GQ I used to shop at Babbages Now all I've got in stock Is old-school hardcore punk rock And a TPB of Hopeless Savages ----------------------------------------- If this song has offended, Think but this and all is mended, That the men who wrote this thing, Cannot play and cannot sing. Seriously, it's punk. Old school, hardcore punk, just like the song says. Sorry, really, I am, if anyone found this offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salinye Posted May 12, 2003 Report Share Posted May 12, 2003 *laughs long and hard* Thanks Finnius, dear. I can't wait to hear it next time. :0) BTW, I can be bribed for pics from the radio station web cam. /snicker ~Salinye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnius Posted May 12, 2003 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2003 Gasps Why, Sal, you know that I'm not ashamed of the Dead Elvis! Just the two guys doing it with me... kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted May 12, 2003 Report Share Posted May 12, 2003 Laughs and laughs. That's great. Turns to Salinye and whispers, "how much?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Portrait of Zool Posted May 12, 2003 Report Share Posted May 12, 2003 ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrfalcon Posted May 13, 2003 Report Share Posted May 13, 2003 *laughs* Good song, Finnius. You and your friends sound like a hoot to watch... if I had the connection to stream media, your audience would grow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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