Aardvark Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 I've been out of it for a long time. Brain not firing like it used to. Every now and then, I'd get a little flash of imagination and maybe have time to write it down here. But I haven't really been here in about a thousand years. So I never saw you leave. Where did you go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snypiuer Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Snypiuer lurks within. Always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardvark Posted September 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Within what? Can you prove it? Can you provide immaterial witnesses? Uncorroborated statements? Dubious testimony? Outlandish claims? Anecdotal evidence to probe that you do, in fact, dwell within? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snypiuer Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 If it is indefabigle proof you seek, I give you Neb the Umbiquous! *At this point, Snypiuer pulls from his pocket, a haggard looking mouse which he retrieved from the rafters above the Tavern. He places the mouse on a small chair he has placed on a table and whispers to it, "You sit there and don't try to run off, or I'll staple your tail to that chair again!" The mouse lets out a small squeak and, with fear in his eyes, sits upright with his front paws clenched tightly together against his chest* Snypiuer: Do you, Neb the Umbiquous, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Fimple!? Neb: *The very frightened and confused mouse repsponds* squeak Snypiuer: Very well. First question, are you, in fact, the entity known as Neb the Umbiquous? Neb: squeak Snypiuer: Good. Now, is it true you are acquainted with every nook and cranny of the Keep of the Pen is Mightier than the Sword? Neb: squeak Snypiuer: Ahhh! So it would be fair to say you are an expert on the ins and outs of said Keep and its' inhabitants? Neb: squeak Snypiuer: Let the record show that Neb the Umbiquous IS an expert on the Keep of the Pen is Mightier than the Sword AND its' inhabitants! Neb: squeak? Snypiuer: Now, Neb . . . I may call you Neb? Neb: squeak Snypiuer: Oh! I'm sorry than, MR. UMBIQUOUS! Neb: squeak? Snypiuer: So, Mr. Umbiquous, as an expert, can you say, DEFINITIVELY, that Snypiuer DOES, in deed, lurk within, AND, if so, does he lurk within, ALWAYS!? Neb: squeak THERE you go! STRAIGHT from the expert! I, not only, lurk within, but I do so . . . ALWAYS. *While Snypiuer, ungraciously, claims this as proof, the very frightend and confused mouse makes a break for it and scurries away* AND, while I could bring forth many, MANY more experts and produce MASSIVE amounts of evidence to further prove my statement, I believe the mere stature of Neb the Umbiquous is enough to . . . Neb? Where'd he go!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 I was gearing up and being active when unemployed. I'm sorry I've become effectively absent now that I have a job - IT customer support, which I love. Computers are evil, and I get paid to make people's days go better. Marriage with Mynx is a daily feast of joy, to which I devote much attention. She is willing for me to be online more, but hey, dating won her heart, so why stop just because we married? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katzaniel Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 I think we mostly all went the same place you did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLDunn213 Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Where did I go ? Was I here before ? Maybe someone should check the Vaults of Time There seem to be some temporal vortexes forming down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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