The Death of Rats Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 We remove scars, chins, and asses. We tune up cars, pianos, and fish. Dances if you want them, No children left behind. No parking in rearview mirror. Objects may be closer than they appear. No fishing, No shoulders, No talking Please return your seat to its upright and locked position It's my creation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 \o/ *cuddles the small rodent* Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 I like. Isn't "WOMB" the sound an elephant makes when it farts in a cave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snypiuer Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 I'll have whatever the little skeletal rodent is having! Peredhil, under VERY precise conditions (diet, positioning and cave acoustics), "WOMB" would indeed be the sound of an elephant farting in a cave. HOWEVER, barring these PRECISE conditions, the AVERAGE sound of an elephant farting in a cave is more akin to, "mmMWAMPHth!" UNLESS, we are talking about the Laviihian Low Land Cave Elephant of Upper Kelesti (A hybrid creature more closely related to the Hindystii Cave Cow of Carlbadi) which, in deed, DOES make a "WOMB" sound when it farts in a cave. BUT, the fart itself is SILENT! The "WOMB" sound is a nasal vocalization every one of these creatures create when farting for no known scientific reason. Research continues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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