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Snypiuer

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They say everyone has a 'talent', something that makes them special - for the life of the individual behind 'Snypiuer', he can't find his.

 

If it was up to you and your talent to save the world, what would that talent be and how would it save the world?

 

"The world will end without you, how can you save it?"

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Wyvern steps into the Cabaret Room with a calm expression on his face that betrays his devilish glee, his tail followed swiftly by a gang of news rats carrying fishing rods with mics attached to the ends of them. The almost dragonic Elder pauses at the center of the room and raises his claws to quiet the squeaky news rat chatter, then glances around at the gathered pennites and hisses:

 

“Now now folksss, let’sss not get carried away here.” Wyvern steps between Appy and Big Pointy One, putting his arms around their shoulders in a suspiciously friendly manner and glancing at each of them in turn with a grin. “After all, jussst because Almost Dragonic Inc. is plotting world domination does not mean that the end of the world is nigh… I’m not really sssure how that rumor got started!”

 

Wyvern clears his throat and winks at the pennites at his side, then moves through the little crowd of news rats with a series of “no comment” statements until he reaches Snypiuer. The overgrown lizard pats the demi-God on the shoulder and raises his other claw to the news rat cameras with a grin, reveling in the flashing lights for a moment.

 

“No, an Almost Dragonic Brand World™ will be a happy and profitable place … you have my Almost Dragonic Brand Second Hand Word of Someone Else’s Honor™! (that’ll be 50 geld).” Wyvern quickly reaches into his tunic and pulls out a little gold badge etched with a picture of a brain with lightning bolts falling from it. He slaps it onto the front of Snypiuer’s shirt without warning, grinning at the cameras. “Jussst to reassure the masses in light of recent rumors, we’d like to note that in an Almost Dragonic Brand World,™ Snypiuer would be promoted to Secretary of States of Mind. That’sss right, a demi-God would be amidst the leading cabinet, wielding his authority to convince people to worship Almost Dragonic Brand Products. And seeing how good he is at conveying his own insanity, you can only imagine how great he’ll be at manipulating the insanities of others!”

 

Wyvern nudges Snypiuer with an elbow in the hopes that he’ll grin and wave, then flashes another wide grin to the news rats.

 

“But in cassse you still don’t believe that an Almost Dragonic Brand World™ will be a happy place, jussst ask Nickoli here.” Wyvern gestures towards the pennite in question, causing the news rats to turn in mass. “He alwaysss has something bright to say about it!”

 

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