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All of you must head at once to the assembly room and experience my latest creation. Then an assignment awaits each and every one of you. Failure to complete this assignment will result in the end of life in the universe. And a kick in the nuts for all those who believe that life deserves it. Maybe a pair of nuts to be kicked in for those who don't have nuts

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Maybe I can help out a little. . .

PROBE STATUS

Iehova--DEAD/FROZEN? ON EUROPA

Odin--ACTIVE

Zeus--ACTIVE

Izanagi--DEAD/MISSION COMPLETE

Shiva--CRASHED? DEATH IMPLIED ON EARTH

Jupiter--ACTIVE

Brahma--ACTIVE

Osiris--PRESUMED DEAD, ATTEMPTING GALACTIC DOMINATION FROM MARS

Aries--SUCESSFUL SEEDING, UNKNOWN OUTCOME. ATTEMPTING GALACTIC DOMINATION FROM PLANET X

Izanami--ACTIVE

Thor--ACTIVE

Aphrodite--IN TRANSIT

Mars--ACTIVE

Horus--ACTIVE

Hermes--CRASHED? SHOT DOWN

Vishnu--STRANDED ON PLUTO/UNKNOWN SEEDING OUTCOME

Amateras--ACTIVE

Janus--DEPRESSED ON MARS

Loki--ACTIVE

Thanatos--ACTIVE

Lucifer--UNKNOWN OUTCOME

Edited by Valdar and Astralis
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