"Anyway, most dragons are lazy and stupid... ( long pause ) It's behind me right, they're always behind me."
"Don't be silly. If this was really the ship's "Self-Destruct Button", do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it?"
"This 250' wall has so many holes, it should be easy to climb."
"Don't worry, wyvern don't attack unless they're provoked."
"OK! I moon the Balrog!"
"A clever bluff, Agent N42, but not clever enough. You see, right away I recognized your `pistol' as a cleverly disguised cigarette lighter."
Ohh and Tass, you forgot the most feared words to leave a Kender's lips: " I'm bored..."