Gwaihir

These are all so much fun to read. As always, a humorous and enjoyable read, Finn.

Gwaihir hears the conversation and approaches the frustrated Sal. He wants to help but isn't sure what to do and scratches his head. ~Could hug her, but what if I stumble and knock her over....that would be bad and anyway women are Always getting offended at me. ...speaking of women, need to get a nice suit for the date with Zariah, she seems really cool and it'd be nice if I could end this withOut her hating me... But a new suit wouldn't help with Sal anyway. I could grow her a rose but I already grew Ayshela one and if I give Sal one too then she might be mad that I did the same thing for both of them. ah! Gwaihir shyly approaches Sal, but carefully stays far away, remarkably far away because that's safer. "Sal" he calls "I've brought you one of my friends. She says that she's happy to be brought but please do treat her well. One couldn't have a more entertaining vegetable or a kinder one." With that he offers her a beautiful irridescent Wiggly Cabbage.

Happy birthday stick and long time no see, but Happy Birthday Psimon! It's been quite a while since I saw you around or I would have at least written you a note for your bday, but I figured you were gone and wouldn't see it if I did.

Orange orangutans only occupy old orchestras. Elephants especially emulate eagles. Some silly sentences seem 'specially spectacularly stupid sometimes .

Gwai appears, dragged in kicking and screaming....Okay maybe I'm not kicking and screaming but I'm here and I'll play. Sounds interesting .

Gwaihir edges his way in and smiles shyly at Ayshela. "Oh, I don't know how you could like Antarctica--nothing grows well there! But, Crianba, you'd know her as the third rose down from the oak tree with big branches and she..... Oh where was I, well Crianba wanted you to have this. She would have grown it herself but a squirrel gnawed at the stem and cut off the sap...Oh did I yell at him for that, but never mind that. Anyway, I took it and enchanted it for you. It looks small, but if you are kind to it then it'll flourish and blossom in any surrounding" With that, he grins and sticks a purplish-red rose bud into her hand. It has a long, remarkably thornless stem and has clearly been off of the bush for a little bit now, but clearly the stem and flower are still quite alive.

Hahah, wonderful. So Zariah, I guess Gwaihir's at your command . This will be fun.

Yeah, I know less about the dreamer than I'd thought and more about Salinye's person than her character. I haven't finished doing all the quizes I mean too but this is fun. I've put up a quiz for Gwaihir, Wiggly Cabbages and for Myth. http://www.friendtest.com/viewquiz.php?account=gwaihirj

Gwaihir ambles up and Wyvern glares at the sight of yet another person who wants to submerge him in water. "I wouldn't worry too much" Gwaihir grins and Wyvern does have to agree that if anyone will be unable to dunk him then it'll be Gwai. The elf scratches his hair and then pulls out of the wrong bucket three water balloons instead of balls. If Wyvern had been truly wise he would have seen disaster coming right t here, but maybe it's just as well that he didn't. *squish* The first one very handily misses the target....and hits Wyvern right on the nose. He hisses with discontent, and Gwaihir claps his hand on his head. "I am SOO sorry, I really am, so sorry!. I'll do better next time. *squish* Wyvern looks quite relieved that this one was off target, but it at least doesn't hit him.... It hits Gyrfalcon who is far to the left walking through the crowd. "OH MY OH MY OH MY!" Gwaihir exclaims. EEP, tell Gyr that I'm sorry!" and with that he drops the third water balloon and runs, alarmed at his terrible aim.

Gwaihir walks up and grins. "Well, I don't have any geld yet, but I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a tarot-reading today."

The kitten lay asleep and it muttered about the harsh tongues of mother cats. It was tired and the sun was welcoming, but beneath it the road muttered and grumbled at the boring kitten asleep on it. It tossed a rock but still the kitten snored. It puffed a bit of dust, but still no response. It glared and whispered to the kitten that now was the time to play and scamper. No answer Suddenly a cloud began to pour. The wet kitten hissed and ran. "Stupid kitten, only wakes up for rain" the road complained.

*Gwaihir comes in and rubs his eyes.* He scratched his head and thought to himself. "A bachelor contest? Well, I'm certainly a bachelor...but when I try to chat with women they usually giggle. I don't think anyone really wants a Gwaihir...but maybe if it makes the pen a few geld...and heck, if I get a date that could help." A quick grin and then he pulls out a pencil to write on the signup sheet. However, the pencil has no tip so it's owner scowls for a while. He delves into his pockets again and finds a pen with pen-caps on both ends. Someone chuckles nearby and the confused elf pulls one of the caps off. It is covering the non-writing end of the pen, but it is soon very clear why it was put on there, because a fountain of ink pours out the back of the pen. "ACK!" Gwai exclaims as he covers everyone nearby in ink. A few people near him say much more angry things and shake their fists. Fortunately Gwai doesn't notice and he just puts the cap on the back of the pen and then pulls the other end off. "Much better" he says and signs himself up.

Happy Birthday! All the best .

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Happy Birthday!

My deep apologies to Arwen, (and Kat who posted in the thread) because I was trying to move Arwen's thread to the courtyard and it seems to have vanished. I'm not quite sure what happned, but it's gone and I'm sorry. However, I was going to post anyway and give some standards to help. The Pen will always be a protective place. Feel assured that we will never take out members and flog them. If you have a complaint about someone please tell them in PM or talk to an elder/loremaster. However, we also need to be careful about rumour bearing. I am certain that no one means harm here by sharing some rumour that they heard, but please be careful and think about what results may be caused.

This is gorgeous. 'seductively calling' was definitely what caught me most.

Happy Birthday!

Well, that comma is optional.

1: Commas go after each member of a series. 'Joe has two ears, one tongue and three legs.' (Grammar teachers argue about whether there should be a comma before that 'and.') 2: Appositionally as in 'Joe, the three legged man, walks really oddly.' 3: Commas follow prepositions if the prepositions seperate clauses. 'Joe would walk normally, but it's hard when you have three legs.' 4: Also, commas go after adverbs when used on their own. 'Nevertheless, Joe is happy with his third leg.' 5: Lastly, if you break up a clause, then the interuption(s) should be commad off. 'Joe, who has three legs, just like his dog, likes to play fetch.' Poor Joe.

I have neither spouse or children, but I'm sure that if asked my spouse would say preserve the child, so it would be a betrayal of him not to. Anyway, that does seem the correct response.

Regel, it is. We dont' really seem to have the thing organized, but maybe a bit of initiate is what the thing needs.

I didn't get it until Iwas told by someone, but my conclusion is that it helps to be at least slightly visual-minded.

Added under Library Sites. If others have good ideas to put in this category, welcome.

Sounds great to me.