Ozymandias Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Smoke death metal ninja spiritu ex machina choking smog on man Kenshi lost eyes in the well sword and mind forged into death playing blind mans bluff Onaga dragon king snake skin commands immortal army conquers with bitch throws Ermac villan champion silent ermac is people dead liberator Mileena ugly with huge breasts a needle and sex end comes devouring me Subzero stopping by lin kuei cold graveyard woods on earthrealm a snowy evening Noob Saibot dark souled reversed man unseen stalker out for blood seeks single white cyborg Baraka mutant general slices and dices and dies three time loser split Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whisky in Babylon Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Oh my god, a freaking Mortal Kombat Poem... this is the best thing ever I could kiss you for this. I'd say this is very nice, but its mortal kombat... so This is very Brutal. I really enjoyed it, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeldrinHor Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Not just Mortal Kombat Poetry, but more importantly, Mortal Kombat Haiku! Somebody get me a spatula, a stick of butter and 2 dozen eggs, STAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted March 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 /me takes a little bow. Glad to be of service. /me impales Geldrinhor with a spatula. ... ... Not really sure about the butter and eggs...they're not very pointy OR sharp... Perhaps the butter could be frozen, then sharpened? Yes! That's it! Most ridculously complex fatality EVER! ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Mylo Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Not really sure about the butter and eggs...they're not very pointy OR sharp... Perhaps the butter could be frozen, then sharpened? Yes! That's it! Most ridculously complex fatality EVER! ^^ TeeHee!! That's the most brilliant tomb stone ever!! I can see it now: "Death by frozen butter." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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