Ayshela Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Would that be more *interesting*, or more frightening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katzaniel Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 And if so, how much longer will they remain clad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetcherrie Posted March 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 maybe until their next shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akallabeth Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 But do pirates and the their wenches take showers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayshela Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Would pirate's wenches still be attractive if they didn't shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zadown Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Would the pirates even notice if the wenches did not shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetcherrie Posted March 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Would the pirates that don't notice still have wenches to go home to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akallabeth Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Do pirates have stationary homes, or do they merely live on their ships? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayshela Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 As much time as pirates spend aboard ship, how would they shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryptomancer Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 wouldn't they bath instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quincunx Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Hadn't all the pirates abandoned on-deck showering after that incident when the mutinous crew 'accidentally' swapped the shower-water pump with the bilge pump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryptomancer Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Was the invention of the salt water bath an offshoot of walking the plank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayshela Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 or was it an offshoot of keelhauling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetcherrie Posted March 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Would there be a giant ticking crocodile waiting for every keelhauled pirate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryptomancer Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Isnt keelhauling the only way to truely exfoliate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwaihir Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Ah, so that's why the princess was nude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayshela Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 You mean so she could properly apply lotion after exfoliating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetcherrie Posted April 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Would the pirate tolerate the prince on his ship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akallabeth Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 How did the prince get on the ship, had he come to save his princess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetcherrie Posted April 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Wouldn't he then be called Lassie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryphon Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Wasn't his full name Lassie the Pirate Prince? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YanYanGanaffi Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Lassie is a name only suitible for dogs, Scottish pet chickens, and Johnny Knoxville in drag, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryptomancer Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Wasn"t the original Lassie, a poodle stalking serial killer? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryphon Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Aren't poodles well known for being the deadly amphibious terrors of the high seas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mynx Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Are the high seas any different from the lows seas? Or do you have to be a big kid to play on the high seas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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