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Ayshela

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This came in today's Daily Tease e-mail, and i thought i'd share.

 

Answers in the next post. =)

 

 

Identify these Holiday tunes

 

 

1. Colorless Yuletide

 

2. Castaneous - colored Seed Vesticated in a Conflagration

 

3. Singular Yearning for Twin Anterior Incisors

 

4. Righteous Darkness

 

5. Arrival Time :2400 Hrs Weather: Cloudless

 

6. Loyal Followers Advance

 

7. Far off in A feeder

 

8. Array the Corridors

 

9. Bantam Male Percussionist

 

10. Monarchial Triad

 

11. Nocturnal Noiselessness

 

12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers

 

13. Red Man en Route to Borough

 

14. Frozen Precipitation Commence

 

15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle

 

16 The Quadruped with the Vermillion Proboscis

 

17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendent

 

18. Delight for this Planet

 

19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings

 

20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals

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Answers:

 

1 - White Christmas

2 - Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

3 - All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

4 - Oh Holy Night

5 - It Came Upon A Midnight Clear

6 - Oh Come All ye Faithful

7 - Away in a Manger

8 - Deck The Halls

9 - Little Drummer Boy

10 - We Three Kings

11 - Silent Night

12 - God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman

13 - Santa Claus is Coming to Town

14 - Let it Snow

15 - Go Tell it On The Mountain

16 - Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer

17 - What Child is This

18 - Joy to the World

19 - Hark the Herald Angels Sing

20 - Twelve Days of Christmas

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Just realized I had not contributed anything here in awhile-sorry I am but making up I will do ;)

 

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You Know You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer When....

 

1. You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.

2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.

3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.

4. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.

5. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.

6. You strike a match and light your nose.

7. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.

8. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"

9. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.

10. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.

11. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.

12. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.

13. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.

14. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.

15. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.

16. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.

18. You're at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to pass a bedpan.

19. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.

20. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.

21. You realize you're the only one under the coffee table

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