Gnarlitch

Dave sits in a corner by himself, weeping piteously because he helped take down the hamster that only wanted to be everyone's friend....

Dave Uh...guys. I just gotta say one thing here. Now, I know I aint the sharpest cookie in the tool box, but I've seen a few things in my years of gaming experience. Nine times outta ten, the guilty one IS NOT the one who looks guilty, but, instead, is the one who looks the most innocent. As such, I beleive our eraser is two of four people. Peepi, who is just too cute for words. Pepe Le Pew, who seems to have nothing but love and excaping Peepi on his mind. And, our two heros, namely SpiderMan and Optimus Prime. I don't know anything for sure. I have no special powers like some of you. But I think our killer is hiding in plain sight, in the form of a giant hamster. Sorry big guy. I like you and all, but it's the best idea I can come up with. And may the gawds break my HackMaster +12 if I am wrong.... http://www.themightypen.net/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif

IC: OOC: vote Peepi

Dave looks at Chichiri's hat, startled. Then, a light buld appears over his head. "Hey! We don't do that in our strip! Take it away!" The light buld disappears and Dave pulls an oddly shaped necklace out of his bag of immense dimensions. he puts the necklace around his neck and then smiles. Up close, the necklace's medallion shows a picture of a large eraser with a big red "X" through it. (it's an amulet vs. erasers +5) "Now, where did I put that bag of replication at? We could use more of these thingys."

The starting gun sounded and Dave booted Bessie in the ribs to get her going. However, before she had taken more than a couple of steps, Pepe had already crossed the finish line in the airand Chichiri has already teleported there as well. All of the others also quickly outdistance Dave and Bessie, and, by the time they finally cross the finish line, Yukito has just lapped them for the third time, still running for the simple joy of it. Sadly, Bessie collapses from heat stroke about five minutes later and has to be rushed off to the "emergency room." Later, at a barbeque that afternoon... Dave Hey! These beef ribs taste awfully good! Sure is too bad that Bessie couldn't be here for this; she just loves fresh roasted corn on the cob!

muysta just been the reverberating echos in the vast emptiness which is the forums today...

HELLO! IS ANYONE HERE TODAY? HEEELLLLLOOOOOOO.....

Dave shows up for the 500m relay riding Bessie, his "magic" cow.

A strange and vile smell assualts the noses of everyone in Wyvern's office as a short bearded fellow climbs in the window and the goes across the room and out the door... STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP (in other words, you've just recieved the "Dwarven Stamp" of approval.

well, if ya got any good reasons fer yer actions IC, ya better out with 'em. I threw my vote against you hoping no one would follow. I would have gone against the coyote...but everything else always goes against the coyote anyways...kinda like me.

Dave notices Johnny Quests actions and thinks that they look a bit suspicious. As such he "skulks" along behind him, waiting and watching for him to do something bad. Dave *to any of the others he meets* That Johnny Quest wants you to think that he is a goody-two-shoes who does no wrong. But he is acting strangely. I think it might be him. OOC: Vote for Vahktang/Johnny Q. sorry, Tangy, but I had nothing and you were the only IC response since mine. *shrugs*

I commented on your death in BOTH threads, MTYF. I actually was sad to see you go even. Of course, IC I was happy you were gone since you disintegrated my books, but hey. As I said before, that was totally in char and absolutely hilarious!

Dave watched everything going on around him with amusement, patiently waiting for his next event, the buck-and-a-quarterstaff competition. While waiting he pulls out his dice and begins rolling up a new charactr, just for something to keep his hands busy. He also waits for BA Felton, the puppet master, to show his ugly face. he is still convinced that BA must be the "Eraser" that is wiping out the competition. OOC: waiting for a convincing argument against someone actually in the game to change Dave's mind away from BA.

Dave Wait. Is BA messing with this game? This seems like one of his dirty tricks. He is always trying to kill us. I think it must be him! OOC: Anyone who doesn't know who BA is, he's the GM from the Knights comic that Dave is from....not a player here though....

"Excuse me, Boswell-san?" Yukito asked, cheerfully and politely. "May I please see the rulebook? It would help me understand better if I read the rules." he gives a dazzling smile to the older man. Dave Uh...*why is he smiling at me like that... * Oh, sorry, here *hands over a pile of books just as Peepi's head lands on him lap. All that anyone can see of Dave no is a hand sticking out holding some books...*

You guys are just too funny here. I'm sure all my neighbors are wondering what's going on in my apartment every time I read the new posts. I laugh so freaking hard! MTYF, you get extra Experience Points for staying in character, even though it was to your own detriment. Your character, however, would have lost massive honor though, if he had survived... It was so in char for marvin to do that though. This is a fun game.

IC: Teach you, ya firking midget alien from yeranus! Mess with my books will ya. Jeeeez. *sits back down with a brand new set of books appearing as if by magic* Ok, so Yukito, yer gonna play a samuri? Kewl, samuri are sooo way badass! Here, I'll let ya even have a +5 Katana of Dhoom! And Peepi, yer sure ya wanna play a pixie faerie thief? Ok, whatever floats yer boat. You might want this ring of invisibility then. And Johnny, I see you've chosen to be the all-powerful mage type with the Inquisitor package. Kewl. You get a Wand of Dealing Devastation. Trust me, you'll like it. And, uh, Mr. Coyote, I'm not so sure that a cleric is the right choice for you...ah...I get it now. That's some patron gawd you chose there. We'd better keep that one just between us... OOC: Ouch, I think I pulled something laughing so hard! :woot: :wizzie:

Dave just sits there in stunned silence for a few moments and then... AAARRRRRGH! You freaking, pint-sized, good-for-nothing, freak of an alien! You just destroyed my LIFE SAVINGS! I've spent the last TEN YEARS collecting all those books! I scrimped and saved, and borrowed...I may have even stolen once or twice. THOSE BOOKS WERE THE ONLY THING THAT GAVE MEANING TO MY MISERABLE EXISTENCE! NOW YOU DIE, EVIL FIEND! Suddenly, Dave Boswell is transformed before your eyes. No longer is he a small, geeky-looking gaming nerd with no life. Suddenly, he is EL RAVAGER made flesh. in his hand is the biggest, most bad-ass sword any of you has ever seen. As he steps towards Marvin the Dead-Meat Martian, he fancy cape billows in the wind, flying back from his wide, muscular shoulders, and showing of his immaculate gold-chased full plate armor. The blade seems to sing as it cuts through the air. All hold their breath in anticipation... OOC: Ok, I'll end this post here and let our mod take it from here if he wishes. Of course, I am assuming that Marvin the Dead-Meat Martian is getting lynched now, as I also am changing my vote against him. That was just sooo way unkewl! :yuitongue: Also OOC: It was very IC for Marvin to do that though...

Dave proptly whacks GIR over the head with his HackMaster+12... Dave DON'T EAT THE BOOKS! THOSE COST MONEY! now ya gotta pay for that! (more ways than one, hehehehe) *starts plotting to destroy GIR's first HM character*

RPG? Board? Cards? Play with me... Ok. Up fer anything huh. Ok, then I'll teach ya how to play the best game ever invented...HackMaster! But we need more players *reaches out and grabs Pepe by the tail, ignoring the smell* Hey! Stinkbutt! Come play Hackmaster with us. You can play too, robot dog and robot truck. I'll be the GM. Now *pulls out a bunch of books* this is how you play... OOC: btw, Dragonqueen, yer gonna make me hurt myself laughing! :woot:

heehheheehhehe THAT TICKLES! :woot: Ok ok OKAY! I'll play with you...just don't touch my dice, okay? You like RPG's or board games? Cards mebbe? OOC: change vote to Wile E Coyote before the giant hamster tickles me to death!

Dave spots Spiderman and runs up to him, dancing with excitement... Dave Uh...dewd. Cold I like get you to sign my comics? *pulls a huge stack of comics out of his backpack of immense storage capacity and then just stands there waiting, completely oblivious to the destruction that has happened, until...* Whoa! That is one huge hamster! *snaps a picture* I wonder how many EP's it's worth? OOC: accuse the huge hamster...for now :

Yeh. But DEWD! He's no where near as kewl as my Hackmaster +12! They actually made me a real one for the tourney! And I even made an "El Ravager" costume! Isn't it kewl? *you look at his costume and it looks strikingly like a basball cathers protective set up, combined with football shoulder pads and a bed sheet for a cape. Also, his "sword" appears to actually be a broom handle that has been painted silver....

Here's a link to the most recent "Knights" strip. From there you can get to them all... Knights of the Dinner Table BTW, Dave is the goofy lookng guy in the middle, sitting next to Sara. He usually plays "El Ravager" and weilds a big ass sword, a Hackmaster +12.

ok...guess I'm done wallowing in self pity and defeat. Ready for a new game. I'm is as Dave, from KODT (Knights of the Dinner Table). I'll find a link and post it before the game starts....