Peredhil

Months with Flo Rida's Low, here.

And I don't even know all the lyrics. 

Huggles 

Where would I find the Awakening series?
- Am excite! -

Greet them politely, and ask again about the use of a phone.

Attack from behind as he leaves.

Too relatable.  The days are like ripples in a stream of similarity, and the water isn't clear.

But I've found it is worth enduring every day to get to the next.  Never know when a change is coming.

I feel oddly called out.

O.o

By redub, do you mean MST3k commentary?  Perhaps the use of square brackets and italics would do it? [Brilliant thinking pre-coffee.  I wonder what he can think once caffeinated?]

LOL!!!

Oi, I know this goat.

How could anyone not like you. You are now my favorite uncle too.

Peredhil wanders in to listen.  Removing one of the dust covers from a plushy chair, he sits to observe, unaware that his Giant Guinea Pig bodyguards, Guido & Nuncio, have taken up positions in the shadows behind him.

Beautiful descriptions. Captures modern parenting well.

I pray that your problems work out soon. I LIKE  your writing.

LOL.

The saddest of sad 1%.

Too true, true too.

That's rather deeply philosophical. 

That got a full belly laugh!

Brilliant. 

Oh my Lady Gaga! (OMLGg). 

I needed a chuckle!

Oh dear...

Wow.  Just wow.

Gut-poetry.  Nicely done; good to see you post again.

Peredhil wanders in and takes a seat quietly

Hello old friend, welcome back home to the Keep.

Still keen of mind, they sit in comfortable silence, only the flash of their eyes revealing a deeper communication of thought.

Interesting.  Paragraphing would make a smoother read, helping to break it up for the visually impaired.