Peredhil Posted June 10, 2003 Report Share Posted June 10, 2003 Greased Okay, in case you don't know, way back in the first game of Archmage, Death Rock -- also known as the God of Metal and War -- roamed the known world. He left because the world of Archmage got too "wussy" for him. (That's what he told me, anyway). Still, he is the composer of many a rock song, of which this is one: *** ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! You can metal with her to the ground, Burning you with acid rain, Toughest woman I ever found, Love fest woman gone insane! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! Hip Hop Weenies can't turn it on, Bee-Bop Babies can't crank the starter, Free Love Hippies smell like stink bombs, But my biker wench knows how to, uhm... BARTER! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE, WHOO! Go go go go Harley Baby! Go go go go Moshin' Babeeeeee! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! This chick ain't no stinkin' Jovi faaaaan! This metal baby ain't no wussy Creed faaaaan! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! ACID RAIN SEX ENGINE! "Thank you! Now die!" *** Sigh... ain't the moron just a big lovey teddy bear? Greased, wonderin' where his sig went? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted June 10, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2003 Greased Ah, yet another song by the lug himself I've uncovered in the ruins of the Ampitheatre of the God of Metal and Death. Man, it's as close to a love song as Death Rock could even imagine coming up with. Man, I miss the future: *** THE LOVE ROCKET (dedicated to Nice Alice) Clink clank clunk clunk Them's nice hooooooters! Clink clank clunk clunk Them's a good set o' hooooooters! Ya wrapped them chains about my loins and I was pulled, yeah, ya wrapped them lips about my groin and ya was sold! On the love rocket... Ya climbed on board and took off on the midnight express, yeah, ya rode the love rocket and left yer daddy's address On the love rocket... Clink clank clunk clunk Them's nice hooooooters! Clink clank clunk clunk Them's a good set o' hooooooters! Ya ever tell me Jovi is a rocker an' I'll knock yer block off, yeah, ya ever tell me Poison kicked butt an' I'll kick ya off On the love rocket... Ya ever call me Greased an' I'll knock yer block off, yeah, ya ever call me Dirk Daring and I'll kick ya off The love rocket... Clink clank clunk clunk Them's nice hooooooters! Clink clank clunk clunk Them's a good set o' hooooooters! "Thank you! Now die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted June 10, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2003 Greased [Death Rock and Greased once saw Rage Against The Machine, before they were big, in a small club in San Jose. It was a club tour sponsored by Sony, with big banners screaming SONY! all over the place. Then Rage came out and was all about screaming "F*** THE CORPORATIONS!" What hypocrites. Death Rock wrote this song/spoken word in the mid '90s:] *** THEY DEAD (dedicated to Rage Against the Machine and other wannabes and hypocrites) Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! N'b'dy worse than Jovi but you come within a knife's edge of being sliced like Jovi when I catch him cuz he's a non-rockin' poser and so is you cuz you ain't what you say you is! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Don'tcha go whimperin' ta me 'bout Indians and crack ho's cuz you ain't 'bout fightin' the corp, you ain't 'bout freedom from the dollar, yeah, you ain't what you say you is! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! I ain' toleratin' no hypocrites an' non-rockers to live an' I punch out the back o' them loser's head via the face accordingly but... oh, wait... Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! ...but when hypocrites an' non-rockers combine inta one thang like Rage then they's can be assured I will wrap my chains 'bouts their necks... Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! Rage Against the Machine SUCKS! ...and POP OFF THEY'S HEADS! Cuz you ain't what you say you is! You ain't what you say you is! You ain't what you say you is! You ain't what you say you is! You ain't what you say you is! "Thank you! Now die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted June 10, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2003 Orlan That Deathrock is soooooooooo smart and funny ;P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted June 10, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2003 Greased [Death Rock showed me this the other day. I had to scribble it down cuz the guards wouldn't let him hand it to me since he was behind the plexiglass.* *Note to the Death Rock wannabe's out there: That's what you get when you attack Creed in the middle of their concert and nearly beat the lead singer, Scott Sapp, to death with his own mic.] *** SKELETON SONG (this here is fer all them losers who wanna sell their asses out to the execs who wanna take yer face an' plaster it all over the place, then market a nifty little whiner rock tune. I stole this from Creed, but they best not say anythin' about it 'r next time, I'll really try to rip off that poser Sapp's head.) This is the part where ya hear the big drum This is the part where ya hear the bass thrum This is the part where ya hear guitar licks This is the part where the whiny singer kicks This is the intro! This is the intro! Listen to it ro-OCK! This is the intro! This is the intro! It's tryin' to ro-OCK! This is the second verse This tones down the song This is the second verse This turns on the blondes This is the bridge! This is the bridge! This is the chorus! This is the chorus! Ya shout it out really looouuud! This is the chorus! This is the chorus! This is where ya sell ooouuuttt! This is the chorus! This is the chorus! It's always two verses long! This is the chorus! This is the chorus! It's the "best" part of the song! This here is the third verse Here ya make it personal It stupidly perverse How ya can map it out This is the bridge! This is the bridge! Repeat the chorus! Repeat the chorus! Save yaself the effort! Repeat the chorus! Repeat the chorus! Repeat the chorus! Repeat the chorus! This is the bridge! This is the bridge! Repeat the chorus! Repeat the chorus! Save yaself the effort! Repeat the chorus! Repeat the chorus! Repeat the chorus! Repeat the chorus! This is the bridge! This is the bridge! Repeat the chorus! Repeat the chorus! Save yaself the effort! Repeat the chorus! Repeat the chorus! Repeat the chorus! Repeat the chorus! End with "Thank you, Cleveland!" "Thank you! Now die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted June 10, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2003 Zool47 Patron Saint of Aspiring Bards Wyvern reintroduced me to this classic AM post. I'll transcribe it later when I have some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted June 10, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2003 Stale AOD Initiate those I like =) Reminds me of when we were kids and ehrm... my mate wrote this song named..."dai, dai, dai" - I am somehow sure Jez was involved in that... __________________________________________ Ex-owner of the holy grail, Member of the Official A1 Zombie Club, Inventor of Green Slime and Initiate of the Pen is Mightier than the Sword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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