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The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

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Vlad

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Going through this half-assed life,

Like a gerbil through new socks,

Things whiz by just over my head.

I don't care to know what's happening.

 

Running by in circles to nowhere,

Spinning and tumbling around-

This universe that seems so small,

Miles are mere minutes to my mind.

 

With a glass ceiling blocking me in;

Closing my eyes to the outside.

The wheels of evolution can turn-

In more than one direction, I've seen.

 

Don't make a poor creature suffer,

Inside of a cage with this wheel,

A water bottle and one dish-

That's the life I'm born to die through.

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*gasp*gasp*pant*

 

Wait a minute, Brain! I think I'm finally getting somewhere!

 

*lopes blissfully along in the exercise wheel as Brain glowers*

 

Leave it to Animaniacs to tint a splendid poem of loss of control with a groaner of a joke.

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