Snypiuer Posted January 16 Report Posted January 16 Snypiuers' niece is getting older and with this, she has begun to question the validity of the knowledge of which he bestows upon her. You: What impudence is this of which thou speaketh, pray tell. Well, my good Pennite, I shall give thee a for instance: Since Snypiuers' niece was a tiny baby, he has been singing the "proper" lyrics to the Spiderman theme to her - which we ALL know are: Spiderman Spiderman Does whatever a spider can Shoots a web Out his *** Always smells like he's passing gas Phew🫢 Here comes the Spiderman! *Fart Noise*  As of late, Snypiuers' niece has grown suspect as to the sincerity of Snypiuers' assertion of the lyrics' canon. Snypiuer is not only passing on knowledge to future generations, he is also attempting to confer sagacity unto them. How is Snypiuer repaid for his magnanimity? With disbelief and incredulity. We weep for the future of Man. 🥹 Quote
Peredhil Posted January 16 Report Posted January 16 Seems just like yesterday you were teaching her to roar. 1 Quote
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