Savage Dragon Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 (edited) She would not give him the last piece of pie. True, she did this only for his benefit, hoping to save him from a decision they both knew he would later regret. He was overweight and did not get enough exercise and the last thing he needed was the slice of empty calories. However, the fact remained that she would not give him the last piece of pie. It is a valid point that he had already eaten three full meals that day, the most recent of which was a supper that consisted of three servings of mash potatoes, six pieces of cornbread, and an entire bucket of KFC fried chicken. It should also be noted that he had already consumed the second to last piece of pie. Still, it is an undeniable fact that she would not give him the last piece of pie. He was also quite aware that he adored her and appreciated what she did for him. She took care of him, looked out for him, and, most importantly, fed him. She was everything he could want from a woman. But he did not want a woman at that moment, he wanted pie. And there is no mistaking the fact that she would not give him the last piece of pie. He already knew what had to be done. For too long she had held him back. It was time for him to release himself from these shackles and to go forth in search of fulfillment. He sat her down and he told her he was leaving. His mother asked, "Why?" Because she would not give him the last piece of pie. Edited October 17, 2006 by Savage Dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikuyu_Black_Paws Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Who doesn't like pie I ask? Who? Point them out to me and I will beat them with a wet noodle peppered with throwing stars. Well, not really, but you will forever be declared "Foe" and "Pie-Hater". Again, I ask. Who doesn't like pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mardrax Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 (edited) "Where's the punch 'n pie? You said there was gonna be punch 'n pie." "There isn't any." "Oh... Bye." *grins heartily* Pie, and the things it affects Edited October 18, 2006 by Mardrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phoenix Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 *grins* *feels hungry* *wanders off in search of pie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetcherrie Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 Funny what can make people make decisions, and how they can make them over reasons that can seem trivial later. Nice story, very philosophical. Definitely got me thinking, and I like that, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigil StarGazer Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 What kinda pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvina Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Interesting. *now wants pie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Mylo Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 pie is good. pie is very good. pie makes me wonder how people can be anorexic. Seriously, it's insane. Just think about it. Starving yourself to make yourself look like an overdressed skeleton OR Pie. Oh man, I don't know. Skeletons are soooo attractive. THE END! I like the story by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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