Gyrfalcon Posted October 1, 2002 Report Share Posted October 1, 2002 The Wonderful Wicker of Oz Verses “Weeeeeeeeeee're off to see the wicker The wonderful wicker of Oz, We want to see wicker and also to dicker And renegotiate ev-er-y clause!” cue two thousand elves skipping along and singing in unison “We're off to see the wicker, the wonderful wicker of Oz! We'll order the wicker and squeal at the sticker And bargain it down to a pause!” “We're offfff to seeeeeeee the wickkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr... The wonderful wicker of Oz!” “It's wicked to dicker for wicker, for wicker's inherently rich, For couches, none fairer, though much of it's rarer, But wicker comes without a hitch!” “I'd rather be sitting in wicker, the furniture needs not a stitch-- It's wicked to dicker for wickkkerrrrrrrrrrrr... 'cause I'm not a wicker'd old witch!” “For wickers to dicker, there is nothing sicker, yet when they get a sale itch. We'll be there to bargain with flair, and then their products defaults we will snitch!” “We're off to see the wicker, the wonderful wicker of Oz! We paid for the wicker the bill was much thicker, Than we had first signed in the clause!” “We're off and with the wicker the wonderful wicker of Oz! My feet under wicker don't step they just flicker, I really do pray for a pause!” “the wicker isaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” Cue ‘Ole Peculiar exit above “Wyvern will be braking I hope his tail is not breaking He's quaking and I say right so!” “The half-dragon anchor Would bear us much rancor If the only thing left was his toe!” “The wonderful wicker of Oz!” singing elves end ~fini Verses by Tzimfemme (except for the ‘For wickers to dicker, there is nothing sicker’ verse, which Wyvern contributed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Portrait of Zool Posted October 1, 2002 Report Share Posted October 1, 2002 2000 Elves - Ah, the infamous 'wicker' stacking... Great stuff Tzim - You rock! ~Zool~ Not defined by his animal, nor the lack of one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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