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Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, Lyttle Lytton contest


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Some gems...

 

Little Lytton:

 

http://adamcadre.ac/lyttle.html

 

"The evil Intergalactic Emperor surveyed the destruction he wrought. 'Booyah!' he cried with glee. 'I'm in ur base! I'm killing all ur mans!' " (James Wall)

Big Lytton:

 

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

 

"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?" (Stuart Vasepuru)

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