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...That made a twisted sort of sense.

 

Oh, and Alaeha, your Avatar is from El Goonish Shive, is it not? *grins*

 

 

I'm crazy like a fox! -> They are seriously of the alcohol whereas one vixen!

 

Poor Daryl, gender-bendered into vixenhood. *grins*

 

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If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a night. Light a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life. -> If the dates a fire to a man, has it warms up during one night. It illuminates the interior in a man in fogos and has warms up for the

rest of the relative duration.

 

That actually makes sense, once you realize that having a fire inside you strictly limits your relative duration. :D

 

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Life is, in fact:

 

A god-awful ugly, grotesquely obese, sweaty naked lady. Who is sitting on a vinyl couch, hitting you over the head with the under cooked leg and thigh portions of a 48 1/2 pound turkey. All the while screaming at the top of her lungs, "THE TUNA! THE TUNA! I WANT THE TUNA!" and that, my dear TimeRipper, is life.

 

-Snypiuer

 

->

 

The duration is true,:

 

luminous ugly breaking itself, beleibt grotesco, in the God-terrible sweat. Who is firm in a Vinylcouch and in an excess the title with the sections cooked more of the section under possible of the piedino and the thigh of truthahns of the book of 48 1/2 repaired it. All the moment, of that with the expensive outpost of relati you pulmões, THUNFISCH of route of "THE! The THUNFISCH! DESIRES De TUNA!" and this, my wanted TimeRipper, is the duration.

 

*can't help but laugh*

 

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give someone a shiny, they're happy for minutes....teach someone how to BE a shiny and they're happy for a lifetime or at least until they tarnish

 

-Alzorath

 

->

 

if the dates somebody a brightness, has the place during minuteren...

teaches somebody the lucky person, poichè is the system of the raised

illumination and are for a lucky duration or, to little they them

clouds

 

Riiight.

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*Just trying one*

 

Original English Text:

Aging is easy- just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

 

After translating process:

The aging is the simple interior of the startings exactly if with the

track and the deficiency.

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couldn't resist....

 

Original:

If all else fails, reformat!

 

"translation":

if he is vario as if to fall to him, reformatez!

 

Oh, forgot to check to add Chinese, Japanese and Korean, then it becomes:

If everything that if sinks, still he this formatta those!

 

 

Don't think it made it all the way back to English....

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Gyr -- Of course. It's something of an inside joke, the way I look at it.

 

And, of course: "Well, you know what they say. 'If you give a man a fire...'" becomes:

 

"It is, has knew well that they have the thought. ' ' the personal fire... therefore occurs;"

 

Also, "When an eel bites your hand, and that's not what you'd planned, that's a Moray" becomes:

 

"If it is the Aal and bit, therefore Moray, the program has, nonmaterial he."

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Original: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Translation: It believed the taste, that one that it them shots around to a flied

Sights they quickly, or the way of the second time would have?

 

Original: If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

Translation: If you saying to the fact this to him the fairies to great for it contradicts a body I carry far to continue?

 

Original: It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Translation: It is impossible to give the form to the open cycle and starnuto.

 

Original: Some days you’re the windshield and some days you’re the bug.

Translation: The date that a section approached in the second and cup of the prevention of the wind of yours of the deviation of the chain of the works of yours, when it is.

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