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Salinye

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Sick! Sick! Sick!

Whoever thought up this ick?

Achy body, yucky tummy,

No food in creation sounds yummy!

 

I’ve got the chills I’ve got the runs,

This sickly thing is just no fun!

Can’t stand to be awake, can’t stand to sleep,

My fever up it does steadily creep!

 

Tums, Ibuprophen, Tylenol,

I assure you that I’ve tried them all!

No matter what I try or do,

I still find myself in this sickly stew!

 

I want to die, no I want to live,

Something here has got to give!

I’m a mommy and need to be alert,

MY KIDS ARE OUT NAKED IN THE DIRT!

 

I want to laugh. I want to cry.

Silently I wonder, WHY?

I scare them back in with a broom,

Just in time to run to the bathroom!

 

Reading this makes you perplexy,

You wonder how I can be sick and SO DAMN SEXY!

Well, it’s a gift, a natural talent, you see.

If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you in Kentucky!

 

~Sickly Salinye :dragon3:

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