Feelin Too Good Lately?

[Savage Dragon]

Have you lost interest in things that used to interest you, like torturing small animals, terrifying children and deflowering maidens? Have you found yourself to be cackling less often? Have other people's misfortunes stopped seeming so funny to you? Have you been feeling just too good lately? You may have lost touch with your dark side. You along with millions..., well, a couple of other people may be suffering from a rare disorder known as Nice Behavior. But there is hope, found in the new GoodBeGone pill. The GoodBeGone pill is a complex, hard to swallow pill about the size of your fist. The outer layers are coated with grime and dirt, sure to give you back that dirty mouth you've always been infamous for, and the filling is made from squashed lime, so you'll soon return to that sour mood you're always in. It will ease you into discomfort as it fills you with a never-ending sense of pain from the bloating, cramps, and indigestion. And you'll look back years from now at the wondrous hours you spent on the toilet trying to get the thing out finally. You can then grumpily return to the activities you enjoy most, like pilfering, murdering, and bingo on Tuesday nights.

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[Appy]

ooh thank you for making me giggle

 

Very nice written advertisment!

 

*wanders on, still giggling about the dirty-mouth effect of the pill and the Nice Behaviour Disorder*

[Damon Inferel]

Hn... Soory, but such a sales pitch should not apply to me. I smite your product with all of my smitey smitingness! See, I'm destroying a perfectly good sentence and dissing your product... I have no NBD, mwahahaha!