DeanTheAdequate

The Animated! Elwen- Tsukishiro Yukito (Card Captor Sakura) Nave: Spider Man (Spider Man) Lady Celes Crusader- Optimus Prime (Transformers) dragonqueen- Pepe le Pew (Warner Bros.) Gnarlich- Dave Boswell (Knights of the Dinner Table) Eyremon- Wile E. Cyote (Warner Bros.) The Static! Deg- GIR! (Invader Zim) (Hey! That taco looks... BZZZT!) MeThinksUFoolish- Marvin The Martian(Warner Bros.) (Never touch a mans books...) Vahktang- Johnny Quest (Johnny Quest) (IT WAS SMUGGLERS DAMNIT... That's the Hardy Boys Dean... Oh, yeah...) Eirishluck- Chichiri (Fushigi Yugi) (NO-DA!) Tanuchan- PeePi the Hamster, soon to be Ultra PiPi (Invader Zim) (Behold the power of SEED!) Ozzy- Miroku (Inu-Yasha) (Well... The advantage to ghostlyness... TO THE SHOWERS!)

Daffy Duck- Well, it looks ath if everyone is too mopey for a good pie fight... Illpallazo- A shame, the masses would have been well entertained... Daffy- Well, it looks as if the judges are calling the teams to hit the showers. *** Miroku takes five. Being the first one in the "Japanese-bath" styled shower house, he quickly jumps into the hot spring to refresh his aching bones. But from over the fence, a giggling sound. Miroku- Ah ha... Something fine to look at while I wait for the next competition... Miroku quickly jumps to peek over the portition. Miroku- What? You! Before he can sound alarm, a shot of white out hit's him square in the face. He is continually pelted until he can be seen as nothing more than a pale impression, left on the floor of the men's bathhouse. His staff falls to the ground. The rings leave a hollow sound ringing in the emptiness. Soon the other toons enter... (Day phase!)

The Animated! Elwen- Tsukishiro Yukito (Card Captor Sakura) Nave: Spider Man (Spider Man) Lady Celes Crusader- Optimus Prime (Transformers) dragonqueen- Pepe le Pew (Warner Bros.) Gnarlich- Dave Boswell (Knights of the Dinner Table) Eyremon- Wile E. Cyote (Warner Bros.) Ozzy- Miroku (Inu-Yasha) The Static! Deg- GIR! (Invader Zim) (Hey! That taco looks... BZZZT!) MeThinksUFoolish- Marvin The Martian(Warner Bros.) (Never touch a mans books...) Vahktang- Johnny Quest (Johnny Quest) (IT WAS SMUGGLERS DAMNIT... That's the Hardy Boys Dean... Oh, yeah...) Eirishluck- Chichiri (Fushigi Yugi) (NO-DA!) Tanuchan- PeePi the Hamster, soon to be Ultra PiPi (Invader Zim) (Behold the power of SEED!)

A small break for refreshments is held. Pie and punch all over the place! Peepi, however, finds the sweet smell of sunflower seeds... *** Meanwhile, outside barreling down the highway... Hyatt- Senior, why is our part time job hauling seed to market? He-Man- Crom! I mean... Gotta pay the bills. I knew I should have held out for toy royalties... And why are you calling me senior? Ms. Hyatt? Hyatt- ....... He-Man- Crom! I mean... now how will we get these sunflower seeds across tow.. *THUD, THUD, THUD* He-Man- Especially since there is a 500 ton hampster right on our bumper... Orko- Hey! I could use my spell to... He-Man- GET BACK IN THE SPARE TANK! *** We interrupt the Laff-A-Lympics for this important bulletin. Chet Ubetcha- Right now in townsvill, a giant hampster is atta... Oh wait. The Powerpuff girls save the day. Well, guess I'd better find a cute story about squirrels! Secret Squirrel- I'd give you one, but if I told you, I'd have to kill you. Morrocco Mole- Seriously! He killed a man in... Murph Memph! *** (We return to the Laff-o-lympics, already in progress) Lord Illpallazo- Oooh! Looks as if the pie fight that has broken out has spread to all the teams! Daffy- The judgeth have declared this is now a sancioned event! Who will take the gold? (OOC: One giant hampster... innocent. Night phase! Busy weekend. Sorry)

Since I forgot to put up a new event... (Doh!) Feel free to do your own. Have fun!

The Animated! Elwen- Tsukishiro Yukito (Card Captor Sakura) Tanuchan- PeePi the Hamster, soon to be Ultra PiPi (Invader Zim) Nave: Spider Man (Spider Man) Lady Celes Crusader- Optimus Prime (Transformers) dragonqueen- Pepe le Pew (Warner Bros.) Gnarlich- Dave Boswell (Knights of the Dinner Table) Eyremon- Wile E. Cyote (Warner Bros.) Ozzy- Miroku (Inu-Yasha) The Static! Deg- GIR! (Invader Zim) (Hey! That taco looks... BZZZT!) MeThinksUFoolish- Marvin The Martian(Warner Bros.) (Never touch a mans books...) Vahktang- Johnny Quest (Johnny Quest) (IT WAS SMUGGLERS DAMNIT... That's the Hardy Boys Dean... Oh, yeah...) Eirishluck- Chichiri (Fushigi Yugi) (NO-DA!)

Strong Bad- OK The Cheat. We may be staling that Wile-E guy's thunder... But this gag ALWAYS works. The Cheat- Meh! Strong Bad- Aw c'mon. The "replace the batons with dynamite is classic" Oh.. and give us one too. Time the fuse for Strong Sad's turn. The Cheat- Shemmenah him humma... *** Daffy- OK then. Tean FY seems to be off to a flying start! Wait... As is appropriate, small crossover battles staged by fan phicthtion writerths are taking place between team FY and team Inyu Yasha. Ilpallazo- Let's cut to Lynn Minmei on the field for a report. *** Minmei- A microphone! Time to SING! Stagefright, aplashing... The momen... *SNIKT!* Wolverine- Aw no, not on the ol' Canucklehead's watch... *** Illpalazzo- Oh well. Look at the field! Team Homestar had passed it to Coach Z... Now Strong Sad and... Oh, no wait. Strong Sad has exploded. Daffy- Yes. But totally worth it. Ilpallazo- True. Oh! And Team FY and Inyu-Yasha have broken it up! The baton is going to the last runner... Chichiri! *** Chichiri- Time for a trick! *Chichiri grabs the baton and disappears into his paddy farmer hat... but is not seen again...* *** Illpalazzo- Well, Chichiri tried to do a bit of teleportation... But he hasn't come out of it yet... But look who's coming from behind! Daffy- It's Lupin the IIIrd! He's taken all the batons and has crossed the finish line! Team Lupin wins! Illpalazzo- But what happened to Chichiri? Let's go to Secret Squirrel. *** Secret Squirrel- Well, there is more than one problem down here on the field. A large eraser has turned up under the hat! And now it's tarnished with ink. This is a bad day, for he had in his locker "THE PERMANANT MARKER" A sacred toon artifact with no instructions on it's use. Legend has it it protects from eraser attacks. It's a sad day for the toons this time... (OOC: Day Phase! Chichiri was the Baner.)

We'll turn over to Day phase later today. Gotta give the Seer a little bit more time.

The Animated! Elwen- Tsukishiro Yukito (Card Captor Sakura) Eirishluck- Chichiri (Fushigi Yugi) Tanuchan- PeePi the Hamster, soon to be Ultra PiPi (Invader Zim) Nave: Spider Man (Spider Man) Lady Celes Crusader- Optimus Prime (Transformers) dragonqueen- Pepe le Pew (Warner Bros.) Gnarlich- Dave Boswell (Knights of the Dinner Table) Eyremon- Wile E. Cyote (Warner Bros.) Ozzy- Miroku (Inu-Yasha) The Static! Deg- GIR! (Invader Zim) (Hey! That taco looks... BZZZT!) MeThinksUFoolish- Marvin The Martian(Warner Bros.) (Never touch a mans books...) Vahktang- Johnny Quest (Johnny Quest) (IT WAS SMUGGLERS DAMNIT... That's the Hardy Boys Dean... Oh, yeah...

Well after all was said and done the event broke down as follows. Peepi took the Gold for Team Invader Zim. Pepe Le Pew sustained several broken bones after an attempt at woo-ing Snake eyes. Next scene he'll be OK. Johnny tries to try for the last Totally Spies girl. "Hey baby, ever fought the one eyed monster... Of mesopotamia... aw crap... She ran off..." Just then a large black helecopter with a "Q" on the side plops down next to the boy. Race Bannen pops out and grabs a wrist. "C'mon Johnny," he says "We're going to yet another Yeti sighting!" "NOOOOOOOO!" screams Johnny as he's pulled aboard. Meanwhile Hadji walks arm in arm with the Totally Spies girl. "There there baby... Tell me what he did." "Arn't you his friend?" "Never met him before in my life." *** Ilpallazo- Well then, what an unexpected turn of events. Daffy- Yeah. Team Quetht is out of the running. The next event is a favorite. The 500 meter relay race. Illpalazzo- And what's this? It seems that Team Homestar Runner is in the best position to win this one. The other toons are meeting them on the track. *** (OOC: Vahktang was an innocent. And is now freezing his giblets off in Tibet, again...)

The Animated! Elwen- Tsukishiro Yukito (Card Captor Sakura) Eirishluck- Chichiri (Fushigi Yugi) Vahktang- Johnny Quest (Johnny Quest) Tanuchan- PeePi the Hamster, soon to be Ultra PiPi (Invader Zim) Nave: Spider Man (Spider Man) Lady Celes Crusader- Optimus Prime (Transformers) dragonqueen- Pepe le Pew (Warner Bros.) Gnarlich- Dave Boswell (Knights of the Dinner Table) Eyremon- Wile E. Cyote (Warner Bros.) Ozzy- Miroku (Inu-Yasha) The Static! Deg- GIR! (Invader Zim) (Hey! That taco looks... BZZZT!) MeThinksUFoolish- Marvin The Martian(Warner Bros.) (Never touch a mans books...)

(OOC: While I can't get enough of this, I must move to day phase... Sigh.) Daffy- Well it lookth like the treasure has been compiled, and totaling the EPS... Team Boswell wins the event! Dave- HOODY HOO! Now they HAVE to let me run another one! Illpalazzo- And now to the next event... the pole vault. *All the toons stand to go to the next event... except GIR. Yukito goes to investigate.* Yukito- GIR-san... we must get to the next... *GIR topples over with a clank. His back panel had been erased, with his power supply.* Ilpallazo- Well, now the gambling boards will be askew and teach the unenlightened masses a lesson. Daffy- I justht lost ten bucks! (Meanwhile as the pole vault, Snake eyes is chalking the lines) Snake Eyes- ..... (When suddenly his fellow chalker, Speed Racer, runs him over with the automatic chalker. Snake Eyes rolls with the damage... But a white stripe is on his black uniform back...) Snake Eyes- ..... (Snake eyes then takes his post as judge, but only after breaking Speed's arms...) Speed- OWHN! (OOC: At least, I think that's the sound Speed makes... Anywhoo... It's Day phase! GIR is dead... But Innocent.)

Illpalazzo- OK then, the contestants in the javylin throw have all singled out the Team Warner Bros. second hurler, Marvin the Martian. Daffy Duck- Let's go down to the field to our valient reporter... Faye Valentine. *** Faye Valentine- Thanks Daffy, *The things I do for money...*. Anyway, here on the field there is a tense situation. "The Rav" is about to behead Marvin for his impunity but Miroku has staved off a beheading for now... *SLIP! THWONK!* Whoops! Looks like Wile E.'s banana flinging contraption has hit the wrong mark. Miroku has slipped and "The Rav" has hit his mark. And changed back to his smaller, geekier form... And the referees are on the field. Let's listen in. "Ref" Underdog- OK, penalty shot for Team Warner Bros. Fight fair now. Medic to treat the wounded... Marvin- Oooo... The stars... *** Illpalazzo- Hmmm... That's one obstacle for domination taken care of... Daffy Duck- Anyway, there has been a change up in the next event. Instead of the 130 meter anvil-sack race... There will be a short Hack-Tourney. Group one will be Dave Boswell (Gamemaster), Tsukishiro Yukito, Johnny Quest, PeePi the Hamster, Wile E. Cyote. Group two will be Miroku (Gamemaster), GIR, Spider Man, Optimus Prime, Chichiri, Pepe le Pew Each group will be taught the rules, given books, and the event starts in three hours. (OOC: Marvin was an innocent! Back to the ol' drawing board. I need the PMs please. Also, you are in a RPG tornament. The larger team is handicapped nbecause of GIR. Enjoy!)

OK, so we've decided to have us a little old boardwar over at Kenzerco. It's a little large, So I'm going to post the link. The War For Kenzarland... Here is a short "Get to Know" of the combatants. LurkerWithout- Evil genius kitten of DOOOM! His allies include the flirtacious Lyriel and Jhule, FuzzyOrangeDave, and DeanTheAdequate YorkusRex- A "wild card" based on chili dawgs, shotguns, hot rod magazines, and generally being a "Good ol' boy" But beware, he has also mastered the art on Kill Them and Take All Thier Stuff (KTATATS) Chuck- A king of Gnomes... bent on becoming KING OF ALL GNOMES!!! Thumper- The Bunny king! Always present to fight against the legions of Lurker. Many Bunny themed allies, such as leif106 and Jim. HeironiusLord- Commander of "The Riders of the Sword". Bull headed and looking for a fight, even when none are taking... And many moooore... Averyone seems to want a peice of this. Enjoy!

Daffy Duck- OK, And now for the firtht event... The javalyn throw. Firtht up ith Thquiddly Diddly. *Crickets Chirp.* Illpallazo- Squidly Diddly? To the starter mark, please. Or be consumed by Across. We had a deal. *More Crickets* Daffy- Go to ace reporter, Droopy Dog. *** Droopy Dog- OK. I'm at the lockers and... Good gracious... *Squiddly Diddly is nothing more than eraser rubbings on the floor... The audience gasps...* (OOC: It's day Phase!. PMs are being sent. No PM? You are a villager. Ojh, and no outside PM communications between players, please.)

(OOC: OK, OK, OK, OK... Let's go down the list then... No worries. An act of Mod will be coming soon... Yeah... Katz, gone. I recall the side of his little food dish sayiong PiPi... But I could be mistaken... Well, someone called it... an... an... GAH! IT WAS THE D.T'S!!! j/k If I may... OK then... Now it's time to game...

OK, So far I got... Elwen- Tsukishiro Yukito (Card Captor Sakura) Eirishluck- Chichiri (Fushigi Yugi) Vahktang- Johnny Quest (Johnny Quest) Deg- GIR! (Invader Zim) Tanuchan- PeePi the Hamster, soon to be Ultra PiPi (Invader Zim) MeThinksUFoolish- Marvin The Martian(Warner Bros.) Nave: Spider Man (Spider Man) Lady Celes Crusader- Optimus Prime (Transformers) dragonqueen- Pepe le Pew (Warner Bros.) Gnarlich- Dave Boswell (Knights of the Dinner Table) Eyremon- Wile E. Cyote (Warner Bros.) Ozzy- Miroku (Inu-Yasha) or Strong Bad (HomeStar Runner) It finally happened. The toons decided to hold a contest to see which toon reigns supreme. And so the Anamalympics arena was rented out and lines were drawn. The entire acme catalogue was opened up, bets are dawn, and soon the spectacle begins... Lord Illpalazzo- And from here we can see the toons lineing up representing thier studios... And the Pioneer crew is about to light the torch... Oh wait, Lupin the 3rd just stole it... But Elmer Fudd has a match... Daffy Duck- Which Bugs Bunny has replaced with a stick of dyna-mite. And stho the Toon Olympics have begun! (Just some RP for now folks. I'll dole out assignments after work. Then we'll start a day phase. Through your RP I'll determine who you have all finallized on. Cheers!)

Due to a few complications in signup and RL, I will have to begin the game thread Sunday. Sorry for the inconvenience.

OK, So far I got... Elwen- Tsukishiro Yukito (From where? Otaku powers, weakening...) Eirishluck- Chichiri (Fushigi Yugi) Katzaniel- Blue (Blue's Clues) Vahktang- Speed Racer or Johnny Quest or Yuri Deg- GIR! (Invader Zim) Tanuchan- Serena aka Usagi aka Sailor Moon (Pretty Sailor Soldier Sailor Moon) MeThinksUFoolish- Marvin The Martian or Lina Inverse Nave: Spider Man Lady Celes Crusader- ??? dragonqueen- Pepe le Pew or Godzilla (There was a godzilla cartoon) Gnarlich- ??? (You in buddy?) Eyremon- Wile E. Cyote or Sven (Voltron) I'll get started Friday. Please clarify your positions then. Ta-Ta.

Well, that may be the way I have to do it... In the words of Mills Lane... I'LL ALLOW IT!

OOC: It can happen. Sorry all. I was the baner. Was contacted by Tanny, the seer. Gnarly, ya' got seen. No one can fault your tactics. Dry those tears soldier and get to the next game pronto!

OK then. The next werewolf will be rife with fun and hapiness... Maybe. Please sign up and vote. And when you sign up, please be ready with one American toon you wish to be and one Japanese (Anime) toon you would like. I'm not going to put any restrictions. Just remember, whatever you don't use, I probably will. *Creepy organ plays and thunder cracks in the background* Uh... Game on!

*Swaying to a beat still in his own head, Dean the Mage, rank of Adequate, saunters up to the gate* Ahhhnd leshee... Feesh, feesh... Ah! *Dean fishes around in his trousers for a minute, and pulls out a black silk pair of boxers with a small neon martini glass tastefully embrordered on a corner* Ahnd now for the teshticle... "Specticle!" shouts his familar, the black cat known as "Phil D. Cat" Yesh. Thatsh what I shaid... And now the buffet!!! *Dean runs over to teh enourmous table, stuffing his pockets full of petit-fours*

*Meat puts a big hand on Rich's shoulder* RIIIICH, buddy. How are you? *Neither of Meat's goons can be seen* Listen, The "Weasle's" been no good on information recently... But I did a little snooping of my own with my five friends. *Gestures a fist* And rumor has it that yes, you have been a VERY bad boy. You see, with this hightened lookout for the very violent, disturbed teen; My little "tournament" has been cancelled. Why you may ask? Because I have been asked to deliver a serious beat down on behalf of those kids you tried to take out! I may be a bully, but I have standards. You could say it's time for me to protect my turf... *Meat Cracks his knucles as Kenny and Mitch block the exits, looking out for teachers* (OOC: One for Gnarlich.)

*Meat cracks his knucles and sets about with a big sheaf of papers. He carefully begins placing them in random stairwells and well traveled locations. The flyer reads* BIG MAGIC TOURNAMENT! Play for a full set of Alpha Moxes. Art room 2. After School on Wed. *Satisfied with himself, Meat runs into his snitch, Kenny* "Oh, uh... Meat. Hey, what's going on?" *Meat just smirks at his cronie and pushed his task to Kenny* "Oh, yeah... That. Hey, did you hear? Chandler was one of the crazies that was breaking those new kids." *Meat turns to a scowl* That means they're going to be extra careful, especially if he was working with someone. Even I won't mess with a kid that's way too [Deleted] up on drugs. Don't know how he'll fight back. Let's get to the cafeteria. I could use some tater' rounds.