Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Report Share Posted January 30, 2003 Ozymandias the Elder The Founder Posts: 436 (3/6/02 4:59:41 pm) Reply Augustus -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I *think* this is a story... You tell me. August Augustus, fattest emperor amongst us, did go for a walk one day. His walking stick was expensive, grand and expansive, made of the finest clay. He thrust at Thrushes, Emperor Augustus, for they were warbling happily and barring his way. They cussed Augustus, fattest emeperor amongst us, these warbling thrushes, for trying to thrust them out of his way. August Augustus, he shushed the thrushes, for he did not wish a fight this way. The warbling thrushes, they mussed Augustus (with dive-bombing poop), for farmer or king, you don't ruin their day. August Augustus, fattest emperor amongst us, heaved a rock at a warbling thrush that fray. August Augustus, thinnest emperor amongst us, was crushed by beaver (friend of the thrushes) under a tree in the most terrible way. August Augustus, he learned from those thrushes, don't thrust at the birds, but politely give them the time of day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2003 Zephryin Initiate Posts: 11 (3/6/02 5:56:25 pm) Reply Re: Augustus -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lol! I like it. It's like an Aesop's Fable meets Dr. Sues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2003 Gyrfalcon25 Bard Posts: 286 (3/6/02 10:36:07 pm) Reply Re: Augustus -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Gyr laughs* I like it, especially the rhyming scheme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2003 Zool47 Patron Saint of Aspiring Bards Posts: 234 (3/7/02 7:13:12 am) Reply Re: Augustus -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THAT is CLASSIC! You Go guy! ~Zool~ Ancient, The Pen is Mightier than the Sword. Bard of Terra, Patron Saint of Aspiring Bards. Elder than dirt, more foolish than a jester, able to trip over the smallest logic in a single step. It's... Oh, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Soup Posted June 9, 2003 Report Share Posted June 9, 2003 (edited) So Ozy did this story come from your frustration with Crown books? Edited June 9, 2003 by Hot Soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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