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Malenko (MISTAPEEPERS)

 

*walks up to the entrance to Camp Terra and unrolls a scroll*

Hear Ye, Hear Ye.

 

*notes that no one is paying any darn attention to him, except for Viagra, Orlan's trusty steed, who is inspecting him for any interesting crud*

 

I SAID, HEAR YE, YE HEAR YE!!!!!

 

*nothing*

 

Hrm..... *taps his foot until a little fire bolt lights above his head*

 

*draws in a deep breath* NEKKIDNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Good, now that I have everyone's attention. I would like to pfficiall announce the formation of Co-Ed Nekkid Archamge. What is Co-Ed Nekkid Archmage you might ask? Well, to put it simply, you're a moron for asking.

 

We here at Co-Ed Nekkid Archmage believe that peace can be achieved through the glory that is nekkidness. We owe our philosophy to the single most sexy, sexy man of Terra, Orlan. Orlan, why don't you get up here and say a few words?

 

*gives the floor to Orlan, who imediately takes the it and makes a run for the door*

 

*looks around at the assembled mages who are now standing on the ground* Would someone please go get Orlan and explain the use of metaphor to him? Anyways, as I was saying, we here at Co-Ed Nekkid Archamge (or Co-EdNA, for short) would like to invite all you who believe Nekkidness is close to godliness *points at Tzim, who is obviously both nekkid and a goddess* would like to invite all of you who feel the same to join us.

 

We have drawn up a list of mages we feel would mage good additions to our ranks and they are as follows:

Tzimfemme (Already Nekkid)

Sex Kitten (She's Sexy, She's Kitten like, why not?)

Paladril (Sure maybe she's not likely to get nekkid, but eh)

SteelDragn (NOT Dominatrix...she frightens me, however Rugrat'll probably try to eat me)

Madoka (Yeah She's Metalium, but nothing better then a nekkid Heavy Metal Woman, eh Zpock?

Marle (Please as if I need a reason for this one)

Wench (The name says it all :P)

Orlan (Because clothes hold in my natural Sexyness)

Woods (Simply because he's a Tree and Trees shouldn't wear clothes) [No singing]

Lady Blue (For the LotWR ladies, nekkid is a plus)

Lady Temptress (With a name like THAT? a must!)

Lady LilacFlame (Ladies rule)

Lady Xenis (Muy Bueno, Senorita)

Lady Kelly (Is it Kelly or Kelley?)

Perdita (No BJ for Maggy, Smart Girl!)

Tink Nadel (Because I don't wanna get blown away by her big guns...or do I?)

Feath (Since anything nimball-related-nekkid is good....very good.)

 

And lastly there's me:

Malenko (who just had all his clothes eaten by Viagra)

 

So come one come all and join us in nekkid revelry.

 

MALENKO

Official diplomat of CftM and co-leader of Legion of Dragons

A Man of Terra (Da Man With Da Plan)

Founder of Co-Ed Nekkid Archmage (Co-EdNA) Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity in which one can engage, with the obvious exception of soccer.

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Malenko (MISTAPEEPERS)

 

Oops, it appears that a greivous error has been made on my part. Allow me to remedy it at once.

*walks up to the stone tablet which is slightly smaller than Orlan's nekkidness tablet and casts a spell. When the flash of light from the spell fades, the tablet now includes:*

 

Shaka (because frogs are nekkid anyways)

 

 

MALENKO

Official diplomat of CftM and co-leader of Legion of Dragons

A Man of Terra (Da Man With Da Plan)

Founder of Co-Ed Nekkid Archmage (Co-Edna)

Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity in which one can engage, with the obvious exception of soccer.

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shaka (EXODUS14)

 

Haven't you seen my lovely little shorts???

This is a unique unremovable item, so I guess I'll never be completely naked. =)

However if you bother me too much, I can use my other unique: Furry tablets: target is automatically and permanently wearing a big furry coat for all summer.

 

So you'd better not cross me! =)

 

P.S. if you remember Ashura from a few resets ago in the LoD, it was me...

Shaka

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C3I2

 

What is the defenition of a Co-ed?

If I go as a (male) exchange student to an all female College (like Wellesly or whats its name, connected to MIT) am I then a Co-Ed wereas all the other regular (female) students is normal students?

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The Grinch (BULLDOG999)

 

482.6 in reply to 482.4

 

Well, I'm applying for membership, since it was sort of my idea. So for my initiation:

You begin using Scroll of Nekkidness on Shaka.

Shaka's shorts disappear.

You finish using Scroll of Nekkidness on Shaka.

 

I now nominate Shaka for membership

 

BTW, forget using those Fury Tablets on me. I have 100% barriers against all clothing spells. And membership gives me an extra 50% modifier.

 

The Grinch Tribe/AoA

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Malenko (MISTAPEEPERS)

 

Ok, new to the list:

Grinch (who's nekkid despite all the Who's down in Whooville)

 

And aren't Grinches furry already?

 

Oh yeah, and Co-Ed implied both genders are in attendance, that's all.

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shaka (EXODUS14)

 

You pushed me too far, Grinchy!

I'm gonna use this oneuse artifact:

Jingle bell, lowers all resistances to 0%.

Targets entire Terra. Each mage is now wearing Moon Boots, a huge furry duffle coat, and about 5 layers of clothing.

Special effects on mages whose name begin with a T or a M:

targets is now wearing a santa claus costume.

 

I now declare each and every mage member of the un-nekkidness club presided by our two santas: Grinchy, and Malenko!

 

Jingle bells to all.

Mwahahaahahahahhahaa (evil laugh resounding throughout all terra)

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Malenko (MISTAPEEPERS)

 

*points out that both he and Grinch are Men of Terra, and therefore are immune to inane jingles, unless we make the up our selves*

*in the background Orlan can be heard singing: "sexy man, sexy man. He can do what a sexy man can."*

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Nardae (DAENAR)

 

*Nardae strolls in, looking mighty pissed*

"Ok, who was the smart-ass?? Why the hell do I have Moon Boots, a huge furry duffle coat, and about 5 layers of clothing on me now??"

 

*he looks around in extrem anger, but noone seems to take the responsibility*

 

"Darn..."

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Corvus Corax : Q (ANDREWHE)

 

a nekkid (and embarassed!!) Shaka. : P

 

archivist's note: humorous modification to Shaka's signature, now inaccessible due to hosting policy changes

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shaka (EXODUS14)

 

Humm,

Psssst, Nardae,

I think it's the Grinch that did a little mistake while spell casting. That's why he's wearing different clothes...

But don't tell him I ever did that! Let this remain our little secret...

and let me help you remove those ridiculous moon boots!!!

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shaka (EXODUS14)

 

Pwaahhh, it's a fake, everyone can see that!!!

You forgot about the most important part...

And don't have some misplaced thoughts!!!

I have a tatoo of a toad on my left leg!

*Rumbles about vengence in some shady corner*

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Trekker (TREKKERB)

 

Yo!!! Shaka, I began as a T, now i got these funny suits on me...

:blink:

 

Can't I even have a nice dip???

 

* Has been drowning in all sorts of alchcol, since lady paradril reject my invitation for dance*

 

Trekker

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shaka (EXODUS14)

 

Sorry, that was too powerful an item...

Even I can't undo that yet, but I think this red suits, and the white beard suits you quite well :-D

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Eldritch (LORDSURTUR)

 

*Clenches fists and calls upon his inner self. All the heavy clothing slides off his body to reveal his typical tight black leather bodysuit, the only outfit that can be in touch with his center.*

 

"Sorry, I don't do furry."

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Kliban_Qat (TZIMFEMME)

 

Tzimfemme stomps in, the Santa Claus costume hanging off her un-Santalike figure. She kicks it off angrily and levels That Look #2088 at Shaka. Once more recognizable, she casts several revenge spells on his stereo system. A horrific punk-calypso remix of "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" kicks and claws its way free of the stereo.

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Nardae (DAENAR)

 

"Ohh, thank you Shaka...no more Moon Boots..."

*looks at his bare feet and wiggles his toes*

"Now if I could only get this furry duffle coat and the clothes off my back...ahh, the Scissors..."

*he leanes down, opens his rucksack and pulls out the Magical Scissors of Piercing. And with a few quick cuts the coat and the clothes fall off him*

 

"Woohoo, I'm free!!! Oh, but now...humm...I'm kinda naked...drats..."

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Whitless

 

*A little man about a foot and a half tall comes running out of the Crowd*

Oh Oh Mr. Malenko,

 

I wanna do the Co-Ed Nekkid Archmage!!! I like to ge nekkid. I think that Orlan will still get all the Grils though as I'm not as a Sexy Sexy man as he. But I like the Nekkidness.

 

Whitless.

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Whitless,

The NEW voice of Reasoning.

TMoT wanna be.

TMoT HUGE Fan.

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Malenko (MISTAPEEPERS)

 

*adds Whitless to the list*

Whitless (becuase we all know nekkid midgets are just funny)

 

 

 

Whitless' official motto in CoEdNA: "Hey, what are you lookin at? This is a very impressive package for a toddler."

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Orlan (ORLAN4617)

 

Don't feel bad Whitless, As Men of Terra we're far above the realm of normal men, Gods, Monsters, Bead....all of them.

But then again, we're just so damn cool

 

Orlan

Sexy Sexy Man

Trying to avoid all the flame throwers

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C3I2

 

I see my Co-Ed question fell on shallow ground.

Stopp this Nekkid nonsense, I'll chose a true Naked Mage over one of you anyday.......

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Lady Paladril (LADYPALADRIL)

 

**no longer able to contain herself, breaks out in peal of laughter, so tickled by the sights. She falls out of her chair rolling in delight**

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Nardae (DAENAR)

 

*helps the Lady back to her chair while scraching his big beer belly*

"Well, we wouldn't want you lying on the ground, or would we..."

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