Infinite Universes

[Snypiuer]

According to Multiverse Theory, there are an infinite number of universes in which every possibility and reality can, therefor, exist.

This means that there is a universe in which an individual is an amalgam of: Ozzy Osbourne, Eddie Van Halen and Moby.

In this universe, this individual takes the place of Jon Bon Jovi and goes by the name, Ozzy Van Moby.

I do NOT want to, EVER . . . so much as ACCIDENTLY . . . even BRIEFLY . . . come in contact with that universe in ANY way, shape or form . . . EVER!!!😬😕😧

[Snypiuer]

I wrote this a week, or so, after there was a hoax that Ozzy had passed. I wrote it and went to bed and when I woke up, he was gone.

I only got to see him once in concert. I did have 2 chances in the early 80's, but both times the concert promoters canceled due to protests - religious reasons and also something about "desecrating" a monument?

Gene Simmons summed it up perfectly: BEFORE Ozzy, there was NEVER an Ozzy.

It's a loss, not just for his family (the most meaningful and heartbreaking loss), but for everyone. There are a lot of bad stories about him, but I have NEVER heard a bad one about HIM as a human being. Every story about Ozzy, as a person, was that he was the kindest, most loving person you could meet. I've been to a LOT of concerts and EVERY band/musician shouts, "WE/I LOVE YOU!". Even when it sounds genuine, it still sounds like. "BECAUSE YOU LOVE US/ME!" should come next.

I swear, when Ozzy shouted, "I LOVE YOU ALL!" he MEANT it - "I love you all", because HE actually loved YOU, each and everyone. Everyone I've ever talked to that has seen him live has said the same thing.

With all that being said, I STILL don't feel like he's gone. It's like he's "physically" gone, but "OZZY" isn't.

Can't explain it . . . weird.

July has NOT been such a great month when it comes to celebrities passing - Connie Frances, Malcolm Jamal Warner, John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne, Terry Gene "Hulk Hogan" Bollea.

[Harmonious_Echos]

Multiverse theory is a funny thing. In some universe somewhere, there is an entire Earth full of turtles who have a story about rat heroes being raised in a sewer by a human. 
Or human heroes being raised by a turtle in a world full of rats... 
I expect that's where I'd find Sny... 

[Snypiuer]

Actually, it's a world full of sloths where snail heroes are being raised by a rabbit.

Snypiuer is the only human.

It's complicated.

[Snypiuer]

There is a reality, slightly off-kilter to the parphiphilian and a slimbix cantwise from the altrinsic naefeir la'athyp, where music is a weapon. This reality is VERY warlike, and musicians and bands are warriors and military units.

The Led Zeppelins are some of the deadliest fighter pilots, with chilling stories of them strafing their enemies with 100's of dBs' from 100,000-watt chain speakers blasting the Immigrant Song while the B-52's drop strains of Love Shack and Rock Lobster under escort of the Jefferson Airplanes giving White Rabbit cover fire.

Psyop units abound, each with their own specific goals and agendas. The Beatles use subterfuge and manipulation to lull and cajole a populace into obedience and conformity while the Pink Floyd fosters political unrest and social discord.

The Knights of Ozzy are the most feared assassins and are only rumored to exist - Many an individual in their supposedly safe beds, has awoken from a deep sleep only to find themselves paralyzed, drenched in sweat and falling into an all-consuming insanity from which they never return, all while Crazy Train echoes through what's left of their minds while others meet their end in dark alleyways or backstreets, frozen in terror as Mr. Crowley drifts from the shadows. At least those are the stories that are told, but since there has NEVER been a verifiable survivor, nor witness, to tell their story first-hand, the truth may never be known.

There are regular troops like Maroon Fives, Backstreet Boys, Bananaramas, Creeds, Limp Bizkits and Drakes to name a few.

Then you have shock troops like Swifties who rely on overwhelming numbers to overrun enemies and GG Allins who simply do NOT stop no matter how injured they are or what deadly or disgusting, foul or disturbing obstacle they need to go through to reach their objective.

You have Special Forces like Nugents, Van Halens, Hendrixs, Roy Clarks, Mariah Careys, Little Richards and many more - all wielding electric guitars and keyboards, power drums, sonic microphones, etc.

Then there are mercenaries: Wu-Tangs, Primus', Digital Undergrounds, Parliament-Funkadelics, Beastie Boys, KISS, James Gang, Baby Metal, the list goes on and on.

Finally, there are barbarians, anarchist, terrorist and the psychotic. Groups and individuals who simply desire chaos and destruction; GWAR, DEVO, Rammstein, Talking Heads, Ye, Weekend, BTS, Reba, The Flys, Linda Lindas, Pentatonix, Chumbawamba, Social Distortion, Blackpink, Arianna Grande - this is just a small fraction of these types of groups and individuals that are KNOWN.

This is in no way a complete list of groups, individuals, etc. nor agendas, motives, roles, purpose, abilities, etc.

If anyone comes across ANY further information on this reality, you are always welcome to add to this!

[Snypiuer]

Snypiuer has started and not finished more stories than he can count but, there is a reality in which he has, not only finished a book, that book has become the greatest and most significant story ever to be written. Snypiuer has no idea what that story is about or how it even begins. Snypiuer only knows the last line and it's a line that transformed nations and brings about universal harmony and prosperity.

That line is only 3 words and is spoken in a matter of fact, quiet voice by Shaquille O'Neal:

Shaq likes cookies.