Patience

[Snypiuer]

The stairs to the second-floor head straight towards Snypiuer's niece's room and, about 2/3 of the way up, come to a small landing and turn to the right, parallel to her door. The banister at the top of the stairs is actually a low wall about 8-inches, or so, wide. So, when she opens her door, she sees the low wall and would need to walk forward to look over it to see the stairs. This low wall, for some unexplained reason Snypiuer can't figure out, appears to be the perfect place to drape random garments over - e.g.: shirts, pants, blouses, etc.

Also, Snypiuer can stand on the third step from the top and rest his chin on the banister. He can also grab a red blouse that's randomly draped over the banister, bunch some of it up under his chin and let it hang over in such a way it would appear to be flowing off the banister if it were a liquid. He can then just wait with his head resting sideways on the banister for about 40 minutes.

I know what you're thinking, "Snypiuer, how did you manage to stay focused for 40 minutes straight with ADD!?" The simple answer is, Snypiuer did NOT . . . but Snypiuer DID find himself, multiple times, wondering what he was doing standing at the top of the stairs with a red blouse and suddenly thinking, "I can make it look like my head is laying in a pool blood!"

Now you're thinking, "How do you know it was about 40 minutes?". Well, as Snypiuer's sister was going downstairs, she passed him when he first started waiting (Snypiuer is relatively sure it was when he FIRST started) and eventually, after Snypiuer's niece finally walked out of her room and all the screaming and hubbub began to taper off, Snypiuer's sister remarked, "You've been standing there this whole time!? It's been over a half hour!"

And another thing, despite what Snypiuer's niece says, Snypiuer IS funny!

In fact, Snypiuer is freakin' hilarious!