cryptomancer Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Sung to the tune of "she's always a woman to me" By Billy Joel She can kill with her Scythe She can wound with her knives She can scratch your face And claw out your eyes, The death robe reveals What she wants you to see She smiles like a Cheshire But she’s always a Mynx to me. She can teach you torture She can gut you and bleed you She can extract the truth And she might even free you The bribes you offer her She’ll take as her fee A hunter of bounty Yet always a Mynx to me Oh, she takes care of her self She can hunt when she wants She’ll relax when there’s time Oh, and she never gives up And she will never give in She just changes weapons. And she’ll promise you mercy If you come along quietly But her minions will stalk you And attack you quiet violently She is revered by her bounty As some kind of deity She can be nasty and vengeful But she’s always a Mynx to me Oh, she takes care of her self She can hunt when she wants She’ll relax when there’s time Oh, and she never gives up And she will never give in She just changes weapons She is frequently charming Sarcastic, yet true A cheerleader able To see the best in you A friend worth having Even when you are blue And the most I can do is be a shadow to her Cause she is always a Mynx to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mynx Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Gods, bird. That nearly killed me from laughing so hard. Not sure how true it is, but thank you none the less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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