Ornamentality

[Wyvern]

Wyvern barges into the Conservatory with a half-drunken swagger, waving his bottle of Almost Dragonic Brand Gaseous Bruteweiser Absinth™ as if it were some kind of pricey holiday beverage. The overgrown lizard collapses into a seat at a large table where a banquet has been set and lets his tongue hang loose. He drags his ribbon-covered tail under the chair, then raises his bottle to the pennites in attendence.

 

"Another year, n'you guysh are shtill the greatest *hic!*" Wyvern places a large wrapped package on the tabletop and begins unraveling it. "To shelebrate, I thought we might make holiday ornamentsss to commemorate Pen eventsh this year, usin only household items to make'em. Exsssample in *hic* point."

 

Wyvern finishes unwrapping the package, leaving a mountain of crumpled paper wrap around a smaller ornament. The decoration features a statuette with a tiny castle made of Lego bricks standing on its head, as well as a series of brown tea bags padding its chest. On top of the Lego castle stand five toothpick stick figurines, a seperate receit attached to each of their toothpick hands, their legs and arms bent and tied into dramatic positions. The arms of the larger statuette extend and clasp at a poorly fabricated origami lizard, bending the red giftwrap that it's made out of at the head. A wire extends from the base of the statuette and causes a tuft of Mynx hair to hover over the entire scene like an angelic deity. Two feathers extend from the hair like wings, with two shiny silver pieces dotting each of the feathers, giving off an eerie owl eye effect. On the side of the base of the ornament, the title is written in a messy scrawl:

 

Mighty Pen Slam Quest, '05

 

Wyvern looks over the ornament in silence for a moment, then breaths a silent prayer for Shiny the Elder Dwarf and smirks at the thought of Mira's generous bribe and "dynamite" performance. The lizard swoons and dips his face into the tomatoe soup bowl near his seat, then gurgles and slurs:

 

"Plenny more where that came from *hic*" Wyvern raises a claw in the air. "Anyone else got'em? I figuresss we can sell'em at ridiculoush pricesss... even if 'dey are priceless!"

 

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