Gnarlitch Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 The stinky dwarf, after wandering around to all the occupied booths, kicks back for awhile in an empty booth, waiting for something else exciting to happen. After a few hours true boredom sets in and he starts pondering what sort of booth he could open himself. He has seen "Kick the Dwarf" on previous occasions and it has been fairly popular, but he also finds it a bit offensive. Maybe a shooting booth....nah, last time that one got out of hand when someone turned the bazooka on a bystander and things got out of hand. He'd had to sneak out of town that time. Hmmm, how about "Scoundrel for Hire"? Nah, that's been done too many times, and the last maiden he'd rescued had been offended by his smell. Was it his fault that he'd just wrestled a muck monster in order to get to her? Really now... Then, it came to him. the perfect booth, at least for him. He spent the next few minutes scribbling furiously, and when he was done, he put out his sign: ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTS Someone bothering you? Know someone who needs to "wake up and smell the coffee?" Just want to get someones attention? this is the place for you: Wuss Slap, a real "attention getter": 5 geld Boot to the Head, a bit more serious: 10 geld Can O' Whoop @$$, we'll even bring the can opener, 20 geld other services available upon request: Broken bones: 2 geld each Appendages removed: 10 geld each Special Services: negotiable With the sign out, he sat back in his easy chair and waited for the geld to start rolling in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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