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Upon Seeing Bead's Picture


Finnius

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SteelDragon, thanks, for making me

Run scared like a bowl weevil,

And Bead: dear God man,

Why do you look so evil?

The purple suit, the sneering stance,

The profile and goatee,

Nearly made me wet my pants,

It terrified poor me!

 

Is this the guy, with iron fist,

With locked jaw clenched in rage,

Who bullwhips our poor mods,

Pays them less than minimum wage?

 

Is this the one, the very one,

Who's red eyes exude hate,

The horn'd brow marks him Satan's Son,

His countenance hard as slate.

 

It took me unaware, I say,

It stole my pulse, my very breath,

I may regain my sight one day,

But my weak soul's bereft.

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Seriously, the guy looks like an ice-pick wielding maniac. Or at least a Senator.

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