Finnius Posted April 29, 2004 Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 (edited) Finnius Veteran Posts: 408 Registered: Mar 2001 posted March 27, 2001 02:43 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dragons overhead, Bombing my castle non-stop. Oh, when will it end? Reincarnation. Why is it such a long word? Taking my first line. Haikus should not rhyme, But I do it all the time. That was so stupid. Blossoming flowers. The moon reflects a river. Stillness in my heart. I write my haikus. I have no purpose in this. So what is the point? ------------------ Sunrise comes quickly, Illuminating the world. How to express this? Just now I lost land. It will take time to rebuild. Better get to work. Squirrels, frogs, and sheep, Rushing over a low hill. They will be here soon. Sun sets in the west, Crimson lining touches Clouds, The Moon shines brightly. --------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by peredhil31: Black Adder watcher?!? Nekkid Magess...sigh...supreme! Sweet Hentai Haiku. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After reading this: I rolled on the floor in mirth, Laughing my a$$ off. Edited May 8, 2004 by Finnius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnius Posted April 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 (edited) A Few of My Favorite Mages, In Haiku Gyrfalcon: Half-elf of the north, Defying catagory. The Mad Mage descends. Hydrus: An empty shot glass. A Slayer for the ages. Things to remember. Canid: Forest in the night, Reveals to her its secrets, Old life in the new. Peredhil: Tainted elegance, The low entwined with the high, And very classy. Arawn: A floating castle, Science, as magic itself. Gyrfalcon's bane. The Big Pointy One: Watching intently, Pestering for a haiku, Laughing when it comes. Knight: Shimmering white sword, Cutting down the unholy; Flying with God's grace. Wyvern: Purveyor of booze. Willing to cheat to make geld. Almost a dragon. More to come, with hope, As they are revealed to me. You people are cool. Cerulean: Artful and tasteful, A mage with soul of sea blue And cerulean. Black: A budding author With grammatical errors Which are prevalent. RagingGoat: Lazy Old Grandpa, His every wink a satire; So grizzled, so wise. Maduin: Terra's reporter, Finding news for its own sake. Keep up the good work. Orlan: Terra's Best Player, Wielder of the Mighty Bone, Sexy, Sexy Man. Culex: Violent shapeshifter, Destroying all who mock him. But, why a spider? ~O~: Happy, bouncing mage. His spine shuffled by Wyvern, While imposting cards A special haiku for the person who made me decide to be a stripper. Scarlett O'Harpy: Watching as she grows; Her giant teeth inspiring One to strip for free. FenrirVallin: Exceptional Red, Beating up on the Verdants. The wolf; Mod of Doom. Jerry: A little-known mage, Showing up at the party With gifts in his hands. Mystikal: Short, but sweet, poem; Filling me with wondering. Master of Free-verse. Edited May 8, 2004 by Finnius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnius Posted April 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 Gyrfalcon the Mad, Condensed Version The possess'd 'Falcon, Cov'ring the world in white Death, Saving it; the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnius Posted April 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 Lament on a Failed Marriage Scarlett O'Harpy, Why do you chase me with knives? Is it for my flesh? Why not order out, For italian or chinese, If you are hungry. It was just a sham, A ploy to save my buttocks, Yet, still... I feel hurt. Maybe it's the fork, Jamming harshly in my ribs. But maybe it's not. We are parted now, But I'll never forget it. Scarlett O'Harpy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnius Posted April 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 Message to Self, In Haiku Sunrise and sunset, Stars and blue skies in between. I watch; uplifted. To those falling out: The dream always ends, unwanted, I am sad for you. If, within one life, One can change the life of one, Life is satisfied. We all fall from grace. The wise will pick their own time, To ease the burden. Sun on the mountains, Moon in the night desert sky, I give this to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merelas Posted April 29, 2004 Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 Finnius, you truly are a master of Haiku. It almost makes me want to try, you make it look so effortless... but I doubt I will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnius Posted April 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 Out-Flooding Effort, Part 2 A skiff on water, Degenero Angelus, Sitting on the lake. Soundlessly it breaks, The water flows from its dam, An end to your rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnius Posted April 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 Decleration of Poetry War, Accepted "Simple Yui-chan, Do not take this the same way As your direct war. We two bandy words To see who can make better. It is more subtle. The war you speak of, Is it not five days over? Why not let it go? I admit, Yui, I was mistaken to think That this was the first. Beat me at my best, And then I will bow to you. But not before then." A blue mage reflects; Poetry in symmetry, Art defining life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnius Posted April 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 Random Stuff The mindless drivel, Twirling, spiralling, it goes, Into my toilet. More Mages In Haiku Things like Snit are nice, Ayshela makes me happy, Confused and sad, too. Whizzing through the air, By the power of pulleys. Aardvark's catapult. Wiggly Cabbages, Humor, spiced and serious, Gwaihir delights me. Soft, fluffy comfort, Protection from the ninjas, Appy's warm blanky. Alaeha is nice, Defines haiku: I need not, Huggles in shoutbox. Orlan gets the girls, By the power of his looks, Sexy, sexy man. Soft, fluffy comfort, Protection from the ninjas, Canid's pointy teeth. And now for a change, The next few haikus will be, Written by Gollum. Predictions of doom, Shiny crystal balls and such, We likes Madame Q. Although they are green, Canid gives us Oreos, And we eats them all. Name is one full line, Degenero Angelus, It confuses us. Salinye has it... We knows she has the precious! Gives it back to us! Finnius giggles, Puts Gollum back in his box, Hits it with a stick. Once upon a time, There was a Scaley Wyvern, Cared only for Geld. And also was Gyr, Whose name was incoherent, We all mispronounced. Then there was Pered, Polite Ancient of the Pen, And dastardly Smith. More haiku's to come, Based on members of the Pen, I need Oreos. We like Psimon's work, Haiku is a lost art form, Why was I plural? Headphones are turned up, Roger Waters? A genius. Pink Floyd freakin' rocks! I notice the time. My eyes are disappointed. I must go to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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