Finnius Posted April 29, 2004 Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 Finnius Veteran Posts: 408 Registered: Mar 2001 posted April 23, 2001 03:53 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OOC: My funeral, in line with the Will. All are welcome to speak, but keep it short. I want some pie! BIC: Many mages are gathered, most dressed in neon-day-glo-fuschia, but some in black, and some trying not to be in Black. In front of a podium in the surgical ward of the Terran National Hospital, an open casket reveals a small blue man. And I do mean reveals. As the organist pumps out the saddest rendering of Disco Inferno ever, one mage stands and takes the podium. The mage begins to speak, giving the eulogy, and this is what said mage says: IP: Logged Knight Veteran Posts: 937 Registered: Jan 2001 posted April 23, 2001 04:17 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Finnius. Finnius. Craziest Summanabotch I ever knew. Good guy though. Funny. Kinda smart. Blue. Very blue. Very blue and exposed. Very blue, very exposed, and very.. oh man.. that's just WRONG." ------------------ Initiate - Mages of Forgetten Wars- Blitz II Blood Warrior of Souls- Army of Darkness Stupidity is killer. Ich hatte einen Kameraden; einen besseren findest du nicht - Once I had a comrade; a better one you could not find. Vice president of the official Mr. Bunny Fan club "..." - Mr. Bunny Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, and at the worst possible time. "Duty, Honor, Country. Those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, what you will be..." -General Douglas MacArthur IP: Logged Lord of the Gay Veteran Posts: 599 Registered: Jun 2000 posted April 23, 2001 09:56 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lord Walks in Feed Corpse Pie while he Naked Feed pets & animals in the coffin before buried alive Here Finnis Your Pie, Ready Rest In peace. (Do i get it right??? I really did try ) ------------------ I'm not prejudice. I hate everyone equally. "You can hate me cuz I am differnt,but you really hate me cuz I am not like you." Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness goes right thru the bone. "You can't tell me what to do! You are not the Voices!" "I'm not Smiling, I'm Frowning Up-Side Down =)" IP: Logged Gyrfalcon Moderator Posts: 1401 Registered: Mar 2000 posted April 23, 2001 10:11 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hear! Hear!" Gyrfalcon shouts from the croud at the end of Knights speech, while trying to avoid steping in/through Black, who is currently being mist to add some ambience. IP: Logged Tiax Veteran Posts: 636 Registered: Sep 2000 posted April 24, 2001 12:47 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What I want to know is, who will organize Armageddon Bowl now? IP: Logged Finnius Veteran Posts: 408 Registered: Mar 2001 posted April 24, 2001 07:04 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh nuts. I knew that I forgot something. Ummm... The AB2K1 will go to... uhhh... geez, just leave me alone. Let me rest in peace. IP: Logged peredhil31 Veteran Posts: 880 Registered: May 2000 posted April 24, 2001 09:56 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alas Finnius, I knew him, Horatio Master of Haiku. Peredhil removes the flowerpot from his head, letting his hair blow freely in the breeze from the giant speakers. The music switches to Metallica's Enter the Sandman song But let us not cry Rather, celebrate good times! Finnius is better Peredhil adjusts his neon-green swim fins. The music switches to Justin Hayword Forever Autumn song Better now I say! Better get a bucket folks I'm gonna need one. Peredhil unbuttons his tuxedo jacket with one hand while adjusting his lederhosen with the other. The music switches to Thus Sprach Zarathustra He will be sorely - sorely missed frequently now Patron of Haiku. The music switches to Rick Deese's Disco Duck. "Let me get you a towel," someone snickers behind Peredhil, but Peredhil presses onward! We cannot continue We needs must resurrect him - Resurrect him now! The crowd, seeing Peredhil is serious (Sirius? (the Dog Star?), drag him away. ------------------ Elrond Peredhil, 31 Bard of Terra Saint of Terra The Pen is Mightier than the Sword-BH Seekers of Babylon, Order of Scholars-BG A Polite Mage ~Searching for Quality, not Quantity, in posting~ ~Member of Nekkid Mages #1 Fanclub and Worshippers~ Official Member of the Mr. Bunny Fan Club IP: Logged Finnius Veteran Posts: 408 Registered: Mar 2001 posted April 24, 2001 10:00 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peredhil, I am touched. As I am starting to think you are... Please, leave me dead, at least until the pie. I will want some! IP: Logged Scarlett O'Harpy Veteran Posts: 101 Registered: Jun 2000 posted May 28, 2001 04:57 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Making notes* ------------------ Scarlett O'Harpy The two phases of fire are craving and satiety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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