Life on Mars?
(Mary-Anne hocks a swell of phlegm
out the car window)
I bought a new set of bed sheets last Monday-
took a couple of hours off work to pop down the shopping centre.
I just don't know how people manage
choosing between ivory and pearl -
and one must always consider white as well, of course.
I held the potentials up to a faux-column in the DIY section
just to check I was aiming at the right sort of faux-decadence.
Can't go wrong with white, you know.
not in the bedroom at least. It
just screams 'clean sophistication!'
and since you never know when a Guest might chance upon it,
it's so important to always Be Prepared,
certainly in the bedroom, of course.
No, I'm glad I put a couple of hours into it.
Took some time off work, you see.
The trouble with today is, people
just underestimate the importance of first impressions -
I know people who've suffered exclusion from
Neighborhood Dinner Parties after they bought such vibrant table cloths that
Cherie from number 42 had a small stroke.
i mean, some people just don't see how
crucial linen is
and certainly in the Bedroom, of all places -
absolutely crucial. One never knows, you see.
I mean, there are starving people out there,
and one doesn't want anyone thinking that we may be one of them,
and not seeing the right accessories can really leave a bad taste in a Guest's mouth -
especially in the bedroom. Of all places!
no, no, I think I should have taken longer, if anything.
One never can take too much time.
Not in the bedroom, at least. Certainly not.