time ends

eh mines good but it's changeing to camelwaxer@msn.com

the true answer is there is no answer...

anyway heres another,

two men go out on a boat fishing

when they return and are asked what they caught they simply reply the ones we caught we threw away.

but the ones we didnt catch we kept...

what were they talking about???

ohhhh are you having trouble with my stuff?

sorry but everyone is wrong so far... rethink the the whole problem as a whole.

the pizza was 25 dollars. the 3 men each got a dollar back,

and the delivery boy kept a two dollar tip.

so each man in reality only paid 9 dollars each.

and the delivery boy got a two dollar tip.

ok heres the equation= 3*9=27

27+2=29 weres the extra dollar????!!!!!!~

ever since i came to the pen

i've been impressed at all the tallent present

its all hear poems, raps, stories, and quizes

even debates and people tellin their business

this is my escape from reality

so listen to me

to be continued

how can you guys forget me

im gonna be the eminem see

im white thats right

but i can still write these rhymes

and stay with the times

but dont listen to my words

read between the lines

ya'll people wanna rhyme like yo sh** is sublime

but all ya'll suck

you better duck and stay low

if you dont wanna get hit by this flow

and watch me roll in this dough

oh no that that was tight like a rope

stop trippin like you smokin dope

me and ashton gonna play russian rollets

and you never even see me bustin a sweat.

peace*

ashton

crashin into the dirt

my s*** is a river, but yours is only a sqirt

outa this water gun

better run cause ima hit you like a super soaker

im wrap you up like a roaper

and ckoke ya with my maniacal rhymes

cause your still stuck back in time

so you say my sh** is a crime

face scrunched up like your suckin a lime

step back get back in line

and when you hear a beat

dont even try to floy

instead pack yo bags hit da road

while i sit around and watch you unload

your pathetic rap

it sounds like crap

why the fu** you gotta gimmie that crap

about music comin from the heart

your sh** stinks like a nasty fart

and now im gonna part.

thats what you get for tryin to mess with me *Ashton*

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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uhhhhh, o.k

heres my favorite riddle of all time:

3 men order a pizza

the pizza man comes and gives the men there pizza

he says the pizza totals to 30 dollars

so each man pays 10 dollars

the pizza guy gets back to the store and finds

out the pizza was only 25 dollars

so he goes to the mens house and

tells them, then he gives back a dollar to each man

and keeps a 2 dollar tip.

but wheres the missing dollar.

do the math it all adds up.

3*10=30

30-5=25

3*9=27+2=29

but didnt we start out with 30?

da rule in school

is dont act a fool

you'll find your self drownin in a swimmin pool

cause when you f*** with me

your gonna need a m.d

cause im an emcee

who's care free

chase you up a tree listen to ya plea

one, two, three

there goes another ref-u-gee

i dont give a f*** cause ima VIP

land of the free

under lock and key

washington D.C

chorus:

when you see me in yo neighborhood

its understood

you dont come outside

you better hide, cause i'll knock you tongue tied

and cross eyed leave you bleedin on the road side

and im comin to this place like a landslide.

yeah my rap is like dynamite

day and night

f*** your civil life

im ready to fight

200 degrees farenhieght

and all im seein is black and white

dats right

chorus:

*slowly, and meakly stands up. puts popcorn on the ground walks to the mike.*

was that a free style off the top of you're head?

if it was then you crap is soundin dead.

dont mess around, get caught by the feds

if ya cant take the new guys beats.. go to bed

make some noise, play with toys

currupt the minds of little girls and boys

ashtonblades stuff is ruff

but he's a little baby talkin tuff.

time ends be lookin buff

think you had e-nuff

or do you still want to bluff.

yes ashton i was "droning" on you, putting you down, dissing your free style...

you get the point.

also my stuff might sound like eminem... but its all my idea's.

eminem is my idol... so my freestyle might include what he talks about.

i do not know you... but happy birthday anyway!

happy birthday to you...

happy birthday to you...

happy birthday dear( whats his name?) *whispers* "Justin"

JUSTIN happy birthday to you...

i was tanka which i feel suits me.

well, this being my first day, here at the pen, i dont want to make anybody upset, but I have feelings just like the rest of the world, and i feel religion, was made up, in order to help control people. i dont want to offend anyone, but thats my opinion. i have an open mind on most things, but religion just isnt one of them. i also feel, *looks around to make sure nobodies getting mad*

that my opinion should be respected, just as I respect anyone elses opinion.

i do not try to push my belife on to people, and i feel violated when people tell me i'm wrong, and that i need to have a religion, to be complete.

so all in all i feel religion is not real but a "story" made up to control people.