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Where did you all go?

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I've been out of it for a long time. Brain not firing like it used to. Every now and then, I'd get a little flash of imagination and maybe have time to write it down here. But I haven't really been here in about a thousand years. So I never saw you leave.

 

Where did you go?

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Within what?

 

Can you prove it? Can you provide immaterial witnesses? Uncorroborated statements? Dubious testimony? Outlandish claims? Anecdotal evidence to probe that you do, in fact, dwell within?

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If it is indefabigle proof you seek, I give you Neb the Umbiquous!

 

*At this point, Snypiuer pulls from his pocket, a haggard looking mouse which he retrieved from the rafters above the Tavern. He places the mouse on a small chair he has placed on a table and whispers to it, "You sit there and don't try to run off, or I'll staple your tail to that chair again!" The mouse lets out a small squeak and, with fear in his eyes, sits upright with his front paws clenched tightly together against his chest*

 

Snypiuer: Do you, Neb the Umbiquous, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Fimple!?

 

Neb: *The very frightened and confused mouse repsponds* squeak

 

Snypiuer: Very well. First question, are you, in fact, the entity known as Neb the Umbiquous?

 

Neb: squeak

 

Snypiuer: Good. Now, is it true you are acquainted with every nook and cranny of the Keep of the Pen is Mightier than the Sword?

 

Neb: squeak

 

Snypiuer: Ahhh! So it would be fair to say you are an expert on the ins and outs of said Keep and its' inhabitants?

 

Neb: squeak

 

Snypiuer: Let the record show that Neb the Umbiquous IS an expert on the Keep of the Pen is Mightier than the Sword AND its' inhabitants!

 

Neb: squeak?

 

Snypiuer: Now, Neb . . . I may call you Neb?

 

Neb: squeak

 

Snypiuer: Oh! I'm sorry than, MR. UMBIQUOUS!

 

Neb: squeak?

 

Snypiuer: So, Mr. Umbiquous, as an expert, can you say, DEFINITIVELY, that Snypiuer DOES, in deed, lurk within, AND, if so, does he lurk within, ALWAYS!?

 

Neb: squeak

 

 

 

THERE you go! STRAIGHT from the expert! I, not only, lurk within, but I do so . . . ALWAYS.

 

*While Snypiuer, ungraciously, claims this as proof, the very frightend and confused mouse makes a break for it and scurries away*

 

AND, while I could bring forth many, MANY more experts and produce MASSIVE amounts of evidence to further prove my statement, I believe the mere stature of Neb the Umbiquous is enough to . . . Neb?

 

Where'd he go!?

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I was gearing up and being active when unemployed. I'm sorry I've become effectively absent now that I have a job - IT customer support, which I love. Computers are evil, and I get paid to make people's days go better.

Marriage with Mynx is a daily feast of joy, to which I devote much attention. She is willing for me to be online more, but hey, dating won her heart, so why stop just because we married?

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Where did I go ?

Was I here before ?

Maybe someone should check the Vaults of Time

There seem to be some temporal vortexes forming down there.

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