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Nonsense sentences

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(Objective: Make up some interestingly nonsensical sentences. Try to avoid a coherent narrative, but also to maintain grammar. Post any you come up with.)

 

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So, how many existences can sit in a red tree? Whence cometh the sign of no return? A lyre eats the purple cat, and escapes into food.

Thrace made a flying box in which to see lyres run. Endless green twisted pair cables span the quilt, nastily waving their sandpapered rulers.

 

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White calculators walk calmly but efficiently to the duct tape, which itself is not a fish.

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The fire-toed weretable nonchalantly threw a molecule at invisible frogs, for they would not chair the heading. No treasonous quiescences have any Zulu palms for their yurts. Why should polynomials do the blue tango, if queries are defenestrated?

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Have we twice engaged the cosmic microbes in flailingly graceful yogurt? Nay, my hedgehogs, you have octuplets in the sextillions to bring to the beginning of omega! Rejoice and be sorrowful, for this is the beardsecond which the Divine Architect has wrought in his effervescent and swirly sophomorism.

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Two nights, and therefore we come to be. On and around, I saw you sleeping, but then you slept. Do not be aware! It won't know.

 

This is like... in fantasy novels prophets, in addition to giving out prophecies, also do a lot of incoherent but sort of creepy ranting.

 

That's what this is.

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The chicken waits for blue, but the emperor of ice cream is more skilled.

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I refuse to confirm the inaccuracy of fish, for they are not ashamed. Anger and terror ganged up on the poor tree, which stood a head above the Captain's inspiration.

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