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You suck. she said, like its your fate

it pops my ears, the sucks so great.

 

you suck all day and suck all night

til babies weep and crops get blight

 

You would suck if it were noon,

you still suck out on the moon

 

You suck the birds and suck the bees

and suck the leaves right off the trees

 

You suck the clouds accross the sky

and suck the whole damn ocean dry

 

You suck, she said, like im a girl

You suck so much it makes me hurl

 

You suck until your face turns blue,

and your mom says, well who are you?

 

I feel she said that sucks so big

that it will snap you like a twig

 

Youll break in two and then therefore

after that youll suck some more

 

You suck like you heard suckings cool

Like you learned how in sucking school

 

You suck until your dog sucks too

and the rest of the animals two by two

 

and suck in noah and the ark

the empire state and fenway park

 

You suck for real and thats no lie

You suck so much that you might die

 

Youd suck if sucking didn’t exist

You suck so hard I made a list

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Sounds like someone REALLY sucks!

 

You know what doesn't suck?

 

That's right, your poem!

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You suck. she said, like its your fate

it pops my ears, the sucks so great.

 

You suck forever and an hour,

You suck 'til it's your superpower.

 

If there were a sucking test,

No question, you would be the best,

 

Or if it were a sucking race

You'd win the prize and be first place.

 

You suck all day and suck all night

'til babies weep and crops get blight,

 

You would suck if it were noon,

you still suck out on the moon.

 

You suck the birds and suck the bees

and suck the leaves right off the trees

 

You suck the clouds across the sky

and suck the whole damn ocean dry

 

You suck, she said, like I'm a girl,

You suck so much it makes me hurl.

 

You suck until your face turns blue,

and suck until your dog sucks too.

 

I feel, she said, that sucks so big

that it will snap you like a twig,

 

You'll break in two and then therefore

after that you'll suck some more,

 

You suck like you heard sucking's cool

Like you learned how in sucking school,

 

You suck in Noah and the Ark

the Empire State and Fenway Park.

 

You suck for real and that's no lie

You suck so much that you might die,

 

You'd suck if sucking didn’t exist

You suck so hard I made a list.

 

(Edited for flow and added content)

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